Blog: i guess i'm floating

Hey Mikey... dude you know I love your music , but you're making the rest of the music world pretty jealous by how quickly you bang out pure bangers, and you're picking up a lot of enemies. Just the other day I saw Ernest Greene tape a picture of your face to a bud light, shotgun it and crush it on his forehead. But as fate would have it the aluminum split and left a scar just above his brow that looks uncannily like a cameltoe. And now he's even more pissed off at you, because everyone is [...]

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