Blog: The Sly Oyster

This made the rounds yesterday and it's too funny/bizarre not to share.  The actor fell asleep while surfing and was rescued by a team of dolphins , at least according to him, anyways. 'I woke up out of sight of land... and I started paddling with the swells and I started seeing fins swimming around me and I thought, "I'm dead!"' he explained. 'They turned out to be porpoises [and] they pushed me all the way to shore. I'm not kidding.' Where's Mary Poppins when you need her?