Blog: 2 trombones and a crossbow

The host of TVs Brains & Brawn, Mark-Paul Gosselaar wrote some of the most exotic films ever to come out of Mexico while he was still unborn. His potential as a fetus was so great that while still in the womb, in addition to the exotic films, he also invented the floating rocks technique still used by magicians everywhere to this day. He also discovered poison light and used it to eliminate his mother the moment he slipped from her pussy. But it was not all exotic films, discoveries and potential; the host of TVs Brains & Brawn, Mark-Paul Gosselaar [...]