Blog: Swan Fungus

When my mother is in town, I don't have to starve myself. In fact, I eat very well when she is around to foot the bill. And I don't have to feel bad about requesting dinners at slightly higher-end eateries. This, I believe, is what makes me such a distinguished gourmand. That and my inability to discern flavors or describe the food I'm eating. Yes, that is very distinguished of me. It is distinguished in the same way as a child who might have a mental or physical disability is a conspicuous entity in a normal classroom. In other words, [...]