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“Oh yeah.. there’s a Nuclear Power Plant in Nebraska @ lvl 4 emergency btw.. Don’t tell anyone” – Obama

“Oh yeah.. there’s a Nuclear Power Plant in Nebraska @ lvl 4 emergency btw.. Don’t tell anyone” – Obama Here is a picture of a very safe Nuclear Power Plant on US Soil.. So.. yeah. Basically there is extreme flooding in Nebraska from the Missouri river. One area that is flooded the fuck out.. you guessed it.. A NuCLeAR PoWeR PLaNt (OMG!). Right now it's at a "Level 43 emergency status.. Obama isn't letting anyone know about this because Nuclear energy is part of his "green jobs" initiative, and well... he needs to win 2012. I think he's hoping that we can just sweep this [...]
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