
You know that scene in Dirty Dancing where Baby carries a watermelon? She doesn't know where she's carrying a watermelon, but it turns out she carries it to the Summer Resort's staff underground dance club. She walks in, and is at once horrified and excited by the sweat, half naked bodies, and loud music. That was my initial experience at the Starfucker show and it got better from there. Except I had no watermelon. Because who brings a watermelon to a dance party? That is Dirty Dancing 's only plot flaw. Anyway, you know [...]