Blog: Barely Awake In Frog Pajamas

“It’s not every day that you get to see a monster piñata killing teens on a paradise island…”*

“It’s not every day that you get to see a monster piñata killing teens on a paradise island…”* Oh how true that statement is and, thanks to a bout of insomnia and Piñata: Survival Island , I can now rebuff anyone that uses that line as a selling point. (the titular quote was from a long-lost review of this cinematic tour de force) If you’re a piñata enthusiast - and, really, who isn't? - or simply have an interest in really bad movies, Piñata: Survival Island might just be for you. I cannot recommend it as “so bad it’s good” as I only caught the last ten [...]