
Coldplay is the least popular Most Popular Band in the World of all time. There’s a long list of possible explanations, including but not limited to the ever-increasing diversification of pop music, hip-hop brainwashing teenage suburbanites into buying turntables instead of guitars, and of course, global warming. But the main one seems to be a general unwillingness for anyone to admit liking Coldplay even though everyone has “Clocks,” “Speed Of Sound,” and “Viva La Vida” on his or her iPod. I openly confess that I would never openly identify myself as a Coldplay [...]