Blog: Mixtape Maestro

Because it brings about funny visuals in our heads, we like to imagine Rick Ross being a bit butt-hurt and pouty throughout the tail-end of the summer because he wasn't officially invited to rap about rich black guy things on this year's Top Rich Black Guy opus, Kanye & Jay's Watch The Throne , leading to him going off on minions who forgot to bring him the correct Popeye's order ("I said 'Three-piece, WHITE MEAT" you idiot," he gruffly bellows in our fantasy before dramatically slinging a chicken leg against a wall) and [...]