Blog: Hipster RunOff

Octomom BB! How did u lose all that BABY WEIGHT, especially after u carried 8 children! Ur womb must LITERALLY be the most fertile place on the planet. Hell, by the time I get a serious boyfriend, I know that my ovaries will be DRIED UP. And even after I have a child, I'll probably RETAIN all of the weight. UGH. I already have enough lbs on me, and i can't imagine the stress on a family when ur hubby wants u 2 drop all the weight. :-( Ur body is SRSLY BANGING! [...]