Blog: Hipster RunOff

Hello? Where are all the buzzbands? Where are all the hot girls wearing festival slutwave clothes? Coachella Weekend 3? R u there? I checked the website. I thought I had the dates right. They said they were having it more than one weekend this year. All I see are a bunch of sprinklers and rich yuppies playing polo, similar to the Polo by Ralph Lauren logo. There aren't any young people in the surrounding cities. Is this some sort of retirement community? Hello? [...]