Blog: Some Of It Was True!

Everyone, meet Holly Walker . She belongs somewhere on the spectrum between Gwen Stefani and Victoria Wood, with the former's sex appeal and vigour, and the latter's observational, declamatory performances. The chorus is an ironic imperative: "You have got to get yourself a laptop, start up a god damn blog don't complain this is modern life". Thankfully I didn't start up this blog, and technically this isn't my laptop, so I don't fall foul of this modern stereotype. PHEW. But whilst the music is buoyant and charming, a lot of what Holly says will have you nodding along in ashamed recognition. She will be banging [...]