Blog: MetalSucks

MÖTLEY CRÜE CHECKS ALLOW YOU TO TELL YOUR LANDLORD AND OTHER RANDOMS THAT YOU SUPPORT FAT DRUNKS AND RETARDED WIGGERS

In an effort to compete with Kiss Koffins (and urns) and Slayer socks for "Most Unnecessary Merch Item," Mötley Crüe have now leant their name and likeness to checks (cheqües?). Seriously: This is the kind of thing I would have thought was totally rad when I was ten years old, which is one of many reasons they [...]