Blog: Hipster RunOff

Dave Longstreth is the leader of a cult/harem called the Dirty Projectors . Many claim that it is a 'buzzband', but insiders know that the altbaguettes in the band are basically brainwashed and enslaved, forced to 'ooh' and 'aahhh' in the background while he sings his little heart out. Without the altbaguettes, many ppl wouldn't even be interested in the Dirty Projectors . Most of their shows are filled with bros wanting to 'check out' that premium alt poontang on stage making mad O-faces. Anyways, between album cycles, Angel Deradoorian left the [...]