Blog: Hipster RunOff

U've gotta be friggin kidding me. THAT BITCH met One Direction? Zayn Malik is SO HOT. He has all the good looks and charm of an ethnic man, without all of the downfalls, such as abusive tendencies, bad credit, smelling like cheap cologne, and forcing you to stay at home and cook ethnic foods for them all the time. I would LOVE to M.O. with him! I think he is over 18! #Barely_legal_hottie_hunk I'm sitting here in my studio apartment feeling PISSED OFF. Not because my entire apt sells of burnt mac and cheese because I [...]