Blog: salacious sound

The French successfully invaded Fork York this past Saturday, leaving the local populace in disarray with ringing ears and dizzyingly good vibes. Leading the invasion were Generals Xavier De La Rosenay and Gaspard Auge, fighting their battle “For Great Justice.” A cavalry brigade led by Colonel Anthony Gonzalez of the M-83rd division led up the rear receiving supporting fire from Charli XCX, Buraka Som Sistema and Austra, and a rallied local militia ranging from over-enthused teens to the upper echelons of the Toronto hipster scene took their arms to the front line. Proper photos by Wyatt [...]