
There's that awful moment where you look in your gym bag and realize you forgot your portable music player on the coffee table, and so as opposed to playing your "NEW GYM PLAYLIST 23 you just made, you're forced to listen to LAZER 103 FM through the gym's speakers with Disturbed or Sevendust or Taproot or Drowning Pool songs echoing off the glistening lats and delts of all the body-builders. I'm miffed because I don't like forgetting things, but I really don't mind schlock metal on the rare occasion I'm actually at the gym. Acquiescing to the mindset of gym-music [...]