Blog: A Limerick Ox

If I had a choice to make a monetary living out of either being a muse or a manservant, I would most likely go with being a manservant. Sure, being someone's muse is touching and wonderful and exhilarating because all you need to do is do what you do and the person you're the muse for will be able to unlock the innermost reaches of their creativity; all because of you. So it's fulfilling on one of them... whaddaya call them... "spiritual" levels. But being a manservant... hoo! Excellent pay, free room and board, [...]

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