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Ye ask, and ye shall receive; you asked Gwar's Oderus Urungus another round of questions of great first-world significance, and now everyone's favorite Cuttlefish of Cthu lhu-donning intergalactic metaller is back with his answers. 1) When you die, are you to be buried in a KISS kasket? Fuck no! And learn how to spell. From now on, misspell something? [...]

That's right… he's back! Oderus Urungus, the greatest singer in the history of what this putrid, worthless planet calls "metal," is back and ready to answer your questions for another round of"Ask Oderus!!!" So leave your query for Lord Urungus in the comments section below. Oderus will pick his favorites and answer them right here on [...]

Greetings human filth, it is I, Oderus… no need for all the formal greetings that would normally be required for you. After all we have done this several times before. And with each successful snooze-fest (which is what answering your questions amounts to) I swore I would never again waste my time answering your asinine [...]

That's right... he's back! Oderus Urungus, the greatest singer in the history of what this putrid, worthless planet calls "metal," is back and ready to answer your questions for another round of "Ask Oderus!!!" So leave your query for Lord Urungus in the comments section below. Oderus will pick his favorites and answer them right [...]

The Bloody Tour of Horror rocks on! City after city fall in flaming ruin as GWAR marches on, our zombie horde growing in power and fury with each passing day. But even as we slay on a global scale I, Oderus Urungus, make the time to answer your idiotic questions, whether they be of cosmic [...]

Gwar's new album, Gwar's Bloody Pit of Horror, is scheduled to be released later this year on Metal Blade. While you wait patiently like the stinking dog that you are, here's Oderus Urungus, the greatest singer in the history of what this putrid, worthless planet calls "metal," to answer all your ridiculous questions… Why are [...]

You asked, and he answered! Here's Gwar's Oderus Urungus, the greatest singer in the history of what this putrid, worthless planet calls "metal," to answer all your ridiculous questions... If your name wasn't Oderus what would it be? - Rob That's a good question, moron. It's pretty hard to imagine me being named LOLA or [...]

That's right... he's back! Oderus Urungus, the greatest singer in the history of what this putrid, worthless planet calls "metal," has been busy recording Gwar's new album, Gwar's Bloody Pit of Horror, which comes out later this year on Metal Blade. But now the man whose shit is worth more than your entire life is [...]

GREETINGS HUMAN SCUM, IT IS I, ME, THE LORD AND MASTER OF THIS AND EVERY OTHER WORLD I CAN THINK OF, YOUR HOST WITH THE MOST (COCK), ODERUS URUNGUS OF THE MIGHTY GWAR! AND WHAT FOLLOWS IS MY FIRST OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE OF THIS FELGLING DECADE, TAKING THE FORM OF YOUR PATHETIC ENTREATIES REGARDING A HOST [...]

Gwar frontman / Fox News interplanetary correspondent Oderus Urungus is back for another round of his famed MetalSucks advice column "Ask Oderus." Got a question for Mr. Urungus? Be it about life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, Gwar, prosthetic dongs or any other topic that's burning a whole in your humanoid heart, leave a comment [...]

It seems that Gwar's Oderus Urungus is super-stoked on his MetalSucks column "Ask Oderus"; not only has the dude been keeping up with his duties as Professor of Intergalactic Metal Advice, but he responded to our last call for questions by leaving comment answers to all of your questions; every single one of them!! For [...]

Gwar's Oderus Urungus is back for another round of Ask Oderus. Now's your chance to ask everyone's favorite Scumdogian the questions that have been burning holes in your mind; "Why haven't you slaughtered ICP and all the Juggalos yet?" "Do you like fish sticks?" "Is it fair the singer from Anthrax got fired for shitting [...]

You ask questions, Oderus answers. It's a pretty simple formula, really. This week Mr. Urungus tackles MS reader questions ranging from crabcore to Anthrax to Hitler, raping whales, Lordi (and their inherent suckitude) and a whole host of other topics. Yeah, Oderus talks a LOT of shit in this one! Your questions answered, after the [...]

Last week we made Gwar's intergalactic frontman Oderus Urungus available to answer your questions, for which you wasted no time in posting them in the comments. Mr. Urungus picked his favorites and sent them back to us yesterday, and the results are predictably raunchy and entertaining! Since this went so well, we're going to turn it [...]