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http://www.bjpandabear.com/201 1/06/100-degrees-and-your-mout h-all-numb.html Unchill... Cmon bro.... Cmon.... Bro... Cmon... Bro........ Bro......... r u nakey? Put some pants on! Ur dad's business associates are coming over! Cmon bro. Bro........ What does ur buzzband sound like? bro.... I miss HUNFUCKED BJ Panda Bear and Nico from BJ Panda Bear on Vimeo . This 1 [...]

Hi I miss u Yes U U reading this blog rite now... Why r u still here? U still vibe 2 this blog? I'm kinda over it.... Really getting over the scene. Might move 2 Marfa, TX Live on a meaningful art commune or something Who even likes blogspots n e more these days? Kinda lamestream 2 b honest......... Just wanna discnnct & learn who I am again Who knows... The truth is that I'm Unchill AZN [...]

Link: http://www.bjpandabear.com/201 1/04/when-bebe-met-bj.html Bebe Zeva is the beloved model of the now-defunct I Am Carles brand. Unchill AZN Bro is a ' HRO staple', as we follow his alt escapades on a daily basis. Many ask the question, 'Is Unchill AZNBro chill or unchill?' It seems as if he is one step closer to winning the hearts of HRO Readers over after canoodling with Bebe Zeva . Do u think they make a [...]

Link: http://www.bjpandabear.com/201 1/04/when-bebe-met-bj.html Bebe Zeva is the beloved model of the now-defunct I Am Carles brand. Unchill AZN Bro is a ' HRO staple', as we follow his alt escapades on a daily basis. Many ask the question, 'Is Unchill AZNBro chill or unchill?' It seems as if he is one step closer to winning the hearts of HRO Readers over after canoodling with Bebe Zeva . Do u think they make a [...]

Via http://www.bjpandabear.com/ Alice... How could u do this to me? U know we have a history and I've really, really liked u for a long, long time This just hurts He's just... just so unchill... I don't even know what to say It's always so confusing when guys with flawed personality types get the hot girls I wish they had chill values I wish they liked guys who knew how to treat them with chillicity and chillness [...]

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Steve Aoki is a LosAngeles-based DJ who is known for 'tearing shit up', 'bringing it hard', 'crushing it', 'killing it', and 'riding banger waves' each and every time he plays. He has transitioned from being 'just a DJ' to turning into an international lifestyle brand. It seems like he is 'a big deal' in Asia because AZNs want to be from America, but they are stuck on miscellaneous island countries wearing shutter shades and voting 4 Manny Pacquiao/Yao Ming 4 President of Asia. Anyways, in this video u can see footage from Steve Abroki's Asian Tour, [...]

Link: www.thecobrasnakes.org From what I understand, Steve Aoki has a huge following in many AZN countries. They basically see him as some sort of electro deity because most AZNs believe in multiple Gods, so they are more willing to turn a bro into a God if he makes them happy / inspires some sort of 'pandemonium' whenever he leaves the city. From what I understand, the popular boxer Manny Pacquaio is also in the process of converting into an AZN God. Anyways, this electro [...]

The slutwave is an exciting new genre of music featuring artists such as Lady Gaga, Katy Perry , Ke$ha, and even Rihanna. They are all basically trying to wear the least amnt of clothes/make the sexiest dry humping/blowjob dances possible while still appealing 2 tweens and Christian Middle America. It seems like these airline flight attendants are trying to 'calm down' their customers who are abt to fly in2 the air by dancing around to some slutwave music by Lady Gaga and Katy Perry . They are giving the customers safety instructions in case of an [...]

Sigh... When will those hipsters ever learn that it is unchill to be azn and to fall asleep bare assed on the subway We're just trying to get home And ur here being an 'effing freegan' who doesn't care abt society Probably just got done dumpster diving not just for food but for penal lubricant to help yourself ejaculate in a totally unique way When r u going to learn that u r a 'slave to rampant consumerism' and that listening to bands like [...]

Link: http://youtellconcerts.com/?p= 1070 It seems like after Avatar came out, every single Hollywood studio is trying to make sure their new movies are coming out in 3d. Toy Story 2: 3d . Garden State 2: 3D . Juno 2-Teen Mom: 3D . Lost in Translation 2: 3D [via ScarJo boobs . Everything seems to be going 3d, even beloved indie classic sequels just to make tons of money off 3D glasses sales. N e ways, it seems like now [...]

Puppet: Hi. I have a new blogspot. Can I interview u 4 it? Best Coast: Sure. Blog buzz is a chill way to get PR. Puppet: Yeah. We're just getting off the ground, but going to start looking for editors and contributors across the globe. We will correspond using GoogleWave AZN: [...]

Photos by guestofaguest So u finally did it, didn't u, bro? U wanted to get some buzz steal some buzz from other bands starting ur own buzzband Why would u do that? To spread unchill vibes? Do people want to feel unchill? (Besides juggalos, hardcore bros, and Korn bros) Don't really care if you hired an alt chick or what progressive instrument she plays. I know what ur trying to do ur trying to jump [...]

Photos by thecobrasnake We were just trying to watch a chill ass show Relevant buzzband that we booked in a super secret chill space only a collection of the city's most alt bros high level get together not an electro rager. First, u show up with neon paint on ur face ur not a neon indian ur an unchill neon azn ruining the vibes, letting people know ur in the room via ur intense personal brand Why [...]

Photo via: http://www.sorryimissedyourpar ty.com/2010/06/crap-weekend.ht ml Hey. It's me. AZN bro. Just drank a lot of beer. Tummy felt all weird. Lost control of my body. Threw up all over the floor. U can tell that I had Chili's 4 dinner Not feeling very chill. Might just pass out. Gonna use my vomit as a pillow. See yall tomorrow maybe we can meet up at Denny's for breakfast. Oh. Ur more into iHop? That's kewl. [...]

Photo via BJ Panda Bear Bro I was just trying 2 chill partying with a few bros sharing lofi, intimate times but u showed up in leggings with butt slits trying to look rugged exposing ur ass U killed the vibe and I will nvr forgive u u ruined the chill vibes 4 every1 just because u wanted to show off ur ass or maybe u needed 'fast access' 2 the toilet 2 [...]

Photos by BJ Panda Bear Bro U okay? U seem conceptual Like Lady Gaga in the body of an AZN Ur partying in the crowd personal brand way stronger than any1 else's Do u mind chilling out? this was supposed to be a chill conceptual party not an 'effing rager.' Cmon bro Let's just ride chillwaves and move away from our electro past Currently on some ambien [...]

Link: http://animalnewyork.com/2010/ 05/when-im-too-lazy-to-write-y ou-get-tits/ I remember there was this story about some human meme named The Hipster Grifter [ link ]. She was some AZN girl who moved from Utah to Brooklyn, and plowed a trail of fraud + broken hearts. Promised she'd give a bunch of bros blow jobs and other sillie sex stories that gave tons of altbros AZNgirl hardons. She would like sleep with alt dudes then steal their credit cards and guitars, and stuff like that, except it was more meme-able. Also [...]

Stream: http://www.myspace.com/theooth eoo The OO is apparently a Japan-based tribute band, celebrating the music of the XX . On the OO's myspace are two covers of "VCR" and "Basic Space." Even though the front man doesn't really know how to speak English, he puts his entire lil AZN heart into this project. In "VCR", the OO front man croons: i sink were superstahs Is the OO 'the funniest thing' u will hear all week? Do people [...]

The goal of any union between any man and woman is to prove to one another + the world that your bond is stronger than any other bond between any two other people in the history of the world. Your relationship must have a goal. It must generate a product, brand, or aesthetic that lets people know that your relationship is the most meaningful bond ever-even more meaningful than the bond between God and his cranky ol' wife. It seems like this relationship between 'Jeff' and 'Erin' is incredibly meaningful, and not just because they are breaking [...]