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How old is LA-based rapper Bunny Holiday ? That's what everyone's asking, yet very few know the answer. This Canadian-born woman/girl performs in and edits her own lo-fi music videos, raps over tunes produced by Pop Levi and has also modelled for American Apparel. Her tracks even sound OK. More recently, Holiday has produced a music video for 'Tender Young Flesh' in which she performs the prelude to a live webcam sex video. It's clever. She highlights the glaring [...]

What the eff srsly what the eff What is that thing srsly what the eff unchll azn br fuck 'losing it' U ruined my birthday U had a 'cake fight' with the cake my mom made 4 me This is it U r so proud U ruined my chill vibes U ruined my life Is it time 2 retire Unchill AZN bro, or does his unchillness never [...]

Link: http://www.bjpandabear.com/201 0/09/dilettante-debutante.html Hi Unchill AZN Bro How r u? What'd u do last night? Oh that's kewl hit up some relevant events I went to those events too Oh shit. u were VIP? Yeah, I was just in the crowd with the masses Yeah, just watched the show with a few bros, paid for a few beers I get it, ur more relevant than me Yes, I see ur wristbands Yes, they are [...]

Link: http://www.bjpandabear.com/201 0/09/go-time.html Hi u look kinda unchill again wearing child predator glasses inspiring Chris Hansen vibes That's chill I guess Possibly unchill Who am I 2 judge? I am not the God of Chill. Only God can judge u/me/every1 we know Only God knows who is chill nor unchill Not trying to play 'Chill God' I am a firm believer in divine chilltervention But n e ways, decided to go ahead and judge [...]

Not sure what ur trying 2 do bro Just vibing out with my bros But then u should up with a gddmn disposb How r u so unchill? Wish u'd just vibe out with some digital photography maybe buy a low-end point and shoot or a DSLR Feel like even a polaroid would be chill Dear Lord Jesus Christ Sweet Mother Mary of God Pray for us Chill Bros Now and at the hour of our death Wish u'd just drink a [...]

Link: http://www.bjpandabear.com/201 0/08/squareone.html Unchill AZN bro gettin his sing on with his girl Nico banging on some sort of xylophone / glockenspiel / MIDI controller Haunted House in the background Just another house in suburbia Neighbors are pissed Waking every1 up Distracting every1 from '2 and a Half Men' re-runs on Nick @ Nite HEP CAT HEE-ee-EE-EEE-P CAT dun dun DUN dun DUN You-ooo-OOOH You need to share me with the werld You [...]

Starting 2 get 2 know u, Unchill AZN Bro For a long time, I just thought u were unchill but I didn't ask myself 'Why?' What made u become so unchill? Why is ur personal brand so outrageous? Really listening 2 u. Asking u questions Picking ur brain Getting to know abt U/ur personal brand U inspire me This post writes itself [via U] "I have the lowest self-esteem and in a way dressing rlly loud is a way to get out of [...]

Unchill AZN bro we're watching u as closely as we watch a rising buzzband not sure if we are 'choosing 2 watch u' or if u just keep ruining chill vibes so we can't really turn away Have been hearing tons of noise about your buzzband having shows in relevant art spaces in the greater Los Angeles area with some girl Ya I know ur all hornie 2nite Have been wondering 'what do they sound like?' Like Crystal Castles? [...]

photos via http://www.bjpandabear.com/201 0/07/no-gdm.html Went out to a relevant dive bar / mixed media art space last week Usually it is super chill, and turns into a b.y.o.b. type of no-social-pressure music-not-too-loud type of visual chill experience Things were going well, but then u know who showed up... So unchill... So AZN... So bro... h8 u unchill AZN bro (and ur lil buzzband too) I wish u'd just 'give it up' Or maybe just go audition for [...]

Photos by thecobrasnake We were just trying to watch a chill ass show Relevant buzzband that we booked in a super secret chill space only a collection of the city's most alt bros high level get together not an electro rager. First, u show up with neon paint on ur face ur not a neon indian ur an unchill neon azn ruining the vibes, letting people know ur in the room via ur intense personal brand Why [...]

Photo by lastnightsparty We were just trying to have a small intimate get-together nothing too big, just a private lil party didn't even make it a 'facebook event' so that no1 got their feelings hurt Everything was chill listening to relevant albums on my iPod dock serving pizza rolls, pizza bagels, and pizza hot pockets grubbin down as hard as we were chillin but then Unchill AZN bro shows up wearing a 'shit load of balloons' thinks he [...]

Photo via BJthePandaBear I have never climaxed with another human being. I have 'been with people' but I still have never 'came' bc of a vagina, mouth, or bum hole. I mean, I really love the people I've been with, but I'm always just really uncomfortable since we have to 'do it' in public places. I want to make love to some1 in a place where I am comfortable. Really looking forward to my dorm room so that I can bring people home to sleep with. [...]

This is so good . Obviously Bronques on the camera but this is on Roberta's boat I believe, we got Kid Paparazzi, 15 year old Sky sucking some marshmallow off her finger (#1 Moment Nominee), Roberta and another Chick Making out (#1 Moment Nominee as well), A whole bunch of ravers blowing bubbles, the other photo guy who's name is Ryan I think (I'm so shitty with names), the really nice heroin junkie looking tattooed guy I met at LAX, and probably a whole bunch of kids who helped tie up "BJ Panda Bear" in black tape? Let [...]