As you might have known, we are not big J.Lo fans. For many reasons but mainly because she's a lot of glitz and no content. Asa demonstrated in this video, which, by the way, is a rip off of Britney Spears' "Toxic." Anyway, where we see the equally annoying Pitbull allegedly get erect while performing with Jennifer Lopez. Nothing new, really the highlight of this all for us is Robin Thicke clapping at the end. Related articles Jennifer Lopez Dresses Down, Gets Down at American Music [...]

We've heard of the Gallagher of Boobs , is this the Banksy of Boobs ? From the artist behind the S&Mazing stylings of Gimp ressionism comes a whole new take on mosaic artwork: Prudisum. "Whether it's Georgia O'Keefe and her Godforsaken lady genital flowers or Andy Warhol and his paintings that are hung like soup cans, the art world is littered with enough filth to make Lucifer himself blush." To combat this filth, the Prudist artist has taken [...]

Jaren geleden speelde ik met drie vrienden op het Amsterdams Studenten Festival. T. en M. kende ik van mijn vorige vereniging en J. was mijn huisgenoot. Met zijn vieren konden we het opmerkelijk goed vinden en durfden we alles aan. Tijdens het festival in het Betty Asfalt Complex (briljante impro-zaal overigens) speelden we lekker, goed en we wonnen met overtuiging de publieksprijs. Een aantal maanden later speelden we nog een keer, in de Foyer van de Uithof in Utrecht. In een bijzondere setting met een niet-bestaand lichtplan maakten we er een klein feestje van. Daarna hebben we niet [...]
Hello Waveriders!! Beginning this month I will be trying something a little different. Recently, I have spent my fair amount of time discovering new FREE music on www.bandcamp.com . I feel the need to tell the world about some of the awesome lesser known bands from around the world. I will be doing six bands each [...]

#BONER at these funny $luts on skateboards making every wetdream i've had post the cast of Clueless, come true. If you ever feel smug bout your life, watch this video and remind yourself you are GUTTERSHIT compared to this gurls, squawking awkwardly like a leathered up TLC with matted hair and a shared bottle of Lynx Africa as hygeine control. They can't even fucking skate. I'm getting: "I'M THE QUEEN WITCH, AND I ONLY RIDE AT MIDNIGHT " tattooed across my tits tomorrow. Not really, I'm [...]
Well, it's that time again. Sasquatch! Music Festival is just around the corner and I'm heading down to cover the event for the third year in a row. I'm looking forward to pretty much everything that comes with the festival while down there, but one can't deny the main reason, and that's for the music. [...]

BARCELONA POST MILES OVERDUE SO HERE WE GO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO blates been stuck in Liverpool airport for over a week yeah fucken easyjet definitely all easyjet's fault and nothing to do with me and being consistently inconsistent <_< >_> now whack this mix on while you read kids, nothing like a good hour of Zinc, ESPECIALLY this mix (watch out for 19:07 - goldennnn): Crackhouse April 2011 Zinc Mix I hate writing about stuff I've done unless it's hilarious [...]
Dammit Vernon, what the hell is this about? Such a fucking tease... Folk boner. Lady boner. Gregory Euclide boner. Boner's all around. BONIVER.ORG
Whoa whoa whoa! It's Friday annnnnnd it's the first of the month?!? We're looking to help you kick off the weekend correctly with the latest Boner Jams mix. This mix is unique in that there's some new stuff, but there's some old stuff as well. The songs selected for this mix are songs that I've [...]

This is kinda meh, but it will probably hound us at every breeder club for the entirety of 2011. Yachts, Ludacris, boner dykes and all. Filed under: Beats , Clip , Eurobeat Tagged: album , boner , download , enrique , enrque , fuckin' , lesbian , ludacris , new , single , tonight , you
Emilie Branch had an awkward evening recently and feels like telling the world.

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The Flaming Lips – "Watching The Planets" A throng of hippie boys and girls in a forest, riding bicycles and or walking around in the nude, while carrying around that famous giant plastic bubble the Lips are so fond of with Wayne Coyne trapped inside. If you always wanted to see Coyne's dangling participle, your prayers i've been finally answered. [...]

So post MJ's death, i thought i'd make a fucking disco fetish house anthem that would cater to all clicks and and niches that is all electro. This is a totally free fucking track that is dedicated to all that is dance music, and is always a fucking premier on the fucking all worthy SAINTWOODS.COM Much thanks Ray and Nathan, BARLETTA - CAN'T STOP BARLETTA - CAN'T STOP -CHEERS [...]
Lemme hear those sweet nothings, baby.So local art publication the (rabbit) occasionally throws release parties featuring "film, fashion, music and a great art exhibit." They're throwing just such a s... Continue reading "Dog and Rabbit Show? Dr. Dog Rumored to Play (rabbit) Party on May 1" >

A Salute to Drew for this story: A bunch of hippies on PhantasyTour.com blamed the subtle evolution of Trey Anastasio's guitar tone from "totally kickass" in the 90s to "meh" in the 00s on the fact that his Ross Compressor was stolen from him at some point prior to their hiatus return. Trey apparently USED to have that pedal on 100% of the time before '03, but never did after. Pretty lame excuse, but let's roll with it. A compressor is a guitar effects pedal that limits the highs and [...]
So, as the newest Youtube convert, I believe I have thought of a project that might get me partnered and making money, without really doing any sort of work or anything like that. Well... watch the video, and i would enjoy it a great deal if my friends and the musicians who read this blog would participate... Download the song here... http://www.mediafire.com/?qtbm 2wwi5ml
Matt and I just had an awesome discussion about how this seriously might be the best music video of all time, and how it's part of the greatest music video trilogy of all time. I just don't even know where to begin discussing what I love about this video. Alicia Silverstone when she was just insanely hot, moving motorcycle make-out seshs, sky surfing, virtual reality porn, Airplane hitchhiking, 90s CGI, virtual reality cigarettes....I mean....I'm getting all boned up just thinking about it. If you don't love these videos, seriously, fuck you. Hah. Nah, you just suck. "Amazin'" [...]
More often than not, many of the greatest contributions to human society displayed on the internet are overlooked. Pioneers of human ingenuity, many of our fellow Americans work toward that white hot spotlight by putting their bodies through a torturous array of self-mockery and deprecation so severe in blatant disregard for common sense that a trained psychiatric eye could potentially broker a publishing deal if they were allowed to treat some of these individuals. Most of the time, mainstream America pays no attention to these superstars, I'm guessing because the internet is a vast resource for tomfoolery and it's hard to congratulate one individual while thousands are waiting [...]
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