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Jennifwer Lopez performs with Pitbull, strips, he gets "excited!"

As you might have known, we are not big J.Lo fans. For many reasons but mainly because she's a lot of glitz and no content. Asa demonstrated in this video, which, by the way, is a rip off of Britney Spears' "Toxic." Anyway, where we see the equally annoying Pitbull allegedly get erect while performing with Jennifer Lopez. Nothing new, really the highlight of this all for us is Robin Thicke clapping at the end. Related articles Jennifer Lopez Dresses Down, Gets Down at American Music [...]

Prudisim: Gimpressionist Creates New Movement, Rejects Boobs/Boners

Prudisim: Gimpressionist Creates New Movement, Rejects Boobs/Boners We've heard of the Gallagher of Boobs , is this the Banksy of Boobs ? From the artist behind the S&Mazing stylings of Gimp ressionism comes a whole new take on mosaic artwork: Prudisum. "Whether it's Georgia O'Keefe and her Godforsaken lady genital flowers or Andy Warhol and his paintings that are hung like soup cans, the art world is littered with enough filth to make Lucifer himself blush." To combat this filth, the Prudist artist has taken [...]

Spek en Boner

Spek en Boner Jaren geleden speelde ik met drie vrienden op het Amsterdams Studenten Festival. T. en M. kende ik van mijn vorige vereniging en J. was mijn huisgenoot. Met zijn vieren konden we het opmerkelijk goed vinden en durfden we alles aan. Tijdens het festival in het Betty Asfalt Complex (briljante impro-zaal overigens) speelden we lekker, goed en we wonnen met overtuiging de publieksprijs. Een aantal maanden later speelden we nog een keer, in de Foyer van de Uithof in Utrecht. In een bijzondere setting met een niet-bestaand lichtplan maakten we er een klein feestje van. Daarna hebben we niet [...]
Artist:The Killers
Title:Bones
Link Text:The Killers - Bones
File Name:1nm1.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Genre:Pop
Year:2006

Cicatriz' Six Pack – September - featuring Obi Wan Kanblo Mi, Chris Benoit, Death Rats, Raging Boner, and Vultures of Death,

Hello Waveriders!! Beginning this month I will be trying something a little different. Recently, I have spent my fair amount of time discovering new FREE music on www.bandcamp.com . I feel the need to tell the world about some of the awesome lesser known bands from around the world. I will be doing six bands each [...]

☯ ✡☨ ✞ SKATE WITCHES ☯ ✡☨ ✞

☯ ✡☨ ✞ SKATE WITCHES ☯ ✡☨ ✞ #BONER at these funny $luts on skateboards making every wetdream i've had post the cast of Clueless, come true. If you ever feel smug bout your life, watch this video and remind yourself you are GUTTERSHIT compared to this gurls, squawking awkwardly like a leathered up TLC with matted hair and a shared bottle of Lynx Africa as hygeine control. They can't even fucking skate. I'm getting: "I'M THE QUEEN WITCH, AND I ONLY RIDE AT MIDNIGHT " tattooed across my tits tomorrow. Not really, I'm [...]

Speakerboxxx.com Presents Boner Jams #18: Sasquatch! Music Festvial Edition

Well, it's that time again. Sasquatch! Music Festival is just around the corner and I'm heading down to cover the event for the third year in a row. I'm looking forward to pretty much everything that comes with the festival while down there, but one can't deny the main reason, and that's for the music. [...]
Link Text:Speakerboxxx.com Presents Boner Jams Vol. 18: Sasquatch! Music Festival Edition
File Name:srl.mp3

GETTING A BONER OVER BARCELONA : Lucy's How-Not-To-Do-A-Holi day Guide

GETTING A BONER OVER BARCELONA : Lucy's How-Not-To-Do-A-Holi day Guide BARCELONA POST MILES OVERDUE SO HERE WE GO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO blates been stuck in Liverpool airport for over a week yeah fucken easyjet definitely all easyjet's fault and nothing to do with me and being consistently inconsistent <_< >_> now whack this mix on while you read kids, nothing like a good hour of Zinc, ESPECIALLY this mix (watch out for 19:07 - goldennnn): Crackhouse April 2011 Zinc Mix I hate writing about stuff I've done unless it's hilarious [...]
Artist:// Zinc
Title:Love To Feel This Way (ft. Jamie George) (128kbps)
Link Text:// Zinc - Love To Feel This Way (ft. Jamie George) (128kbps)
File Name:05 Love To Feel This Way (feat Jamie George).mp3
Year:2010
Artist:Health
Title:Heaven (Narctrax Rmx)
Link Text:// Health - Heaven (Narctrax Remix) (128kbps)
File Name:05 Heaven (Narctrax Rmx).mp3
Year:2008
Artist:Ramadanman
Title:Revenue (Untold Remix)
Link Text:// Ramadanman - Revenue (Untold Remix) (128kbps)
File Name:Revenue (Untold Remix).mp3
Artist:zinc
Title:Zinc-apr2011-CrackHouseMix>> no t/l>>
File Name:SoundCloud
Genre:crack house

folk boner :: bon iver likes being mysterious and shit…

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Dammit Vernon, what the hell is this about? Such a fucking tease... Folk boner. Lady boner. Gregory Euclide boner. Boner's all around. BONIVER.ORG

Speakerboxxx.com Presents Boner Jams #17

Whoa whoa whoa! It's Friday annnnnnd it's the first of the month?!? We're looking to help you kick off the weekend correctly with the latest Boner Jams mix. This mix is unique in that there's some new stuff, but there's some old stuff as well. The songs selected for this mix are songs that I've [...]
Link Text:Speakerboxxx.com Presents Boner Jams Vol. 17
File Name:msn.mp3

Video Premiere: "Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)" by Enrique Iglesias

Video Premiere: "Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)" by Enrique Iglesias This is kinda meh, but it will probably hound us at every breeder club for the entirety of 2011. Yachts, Ludacris, boner dykes and all. Filed under: Beats , Clip , Eurobeat Tagged: album , boner , download , enrique , enrque , fuckin' , lesbian , ludacris , new , single , tonight , you

No Homo: The Most Uncomfortable Gay Not Gay Night Possible

Emilie Branch had an awkward evening recently and feels like telling the world.

SomaCow 444: Speaking Of Penis Rush Limbaugh

SomaCow 444: Speaking Of Penis Rush Limbaugh Originally stolen at SomaCow.com Call Out for More Guests The Curious Case of Benjamin Button The Lightning Guy RULES!!! MOOvie of the Week - Doubt Movies on the Computer Mickey's Private Theatre Plan TNed Geoff Looks Like Seth Rogan? Teddy Roosevelt & Who Could Play Him Republicans and Their Ilk BONER! No, Wait, Bono. New Show- ???? LOTY Nomination Thread 2009 Song (look for the cannonball)
File Name:somacow-444.mp3
Bitrate:64 kbps

MVs Collection #09 ( Sweet, Unabashed Nudity Within! ) NSFW

The BPA 'Toe Jam' Featuring David Byrne & Dizze Rascal
The Flaming Lips – "Watching The Planets" A throng of hippie boys and girls in a forest, riding bicycles and or walking around in the nude, while carrying around that famous giant plastic bubble the Lips are so fond of with Wayne Coyne trapped inside. If you always wanted to see Coyne's dangling participle, your prayers i've been finally answered. [...]

BARLETTA : CAN’T STOP (ORIGINAL MIX)

BARLETTA : CAN’T STOP (ORIGINAL MIX) So post MJ's death, i thought i'd make a fucking disco fetish house anthem that would cater to all clicks and and niches that is all electro. This is a totally free fucking track that is dedicated to all that is dance music, and is always a fucking premier on the fucking all worthy SAINTWOODS.COM Much thanks Ray and Nathan, BARLETTA - CAN'T STOP BARLETTA - CAN'T STOP -CHEERS [...]
Title:BARLETTA - CAN'T STOP
Link Text:BARLETTA - CANT STOP
File Name:BARLETTA-CANT-STOP.mp3
Bitrate:320 kbps

Dog and Rabbit Show? Dr. Dog Rumored to Play (rabbit) Party on May 1

Lemme hear those sweet nothings, baby.So local art publication the (rabbit) occasionally throws release parties featuring "film, fashion, music and a great art exhibit." They're throwing just such a s... Continue reading "Dog and Rabbit Show? Dr. Dog Rumored to Play (rabbit) Party on May 1" >

Trey gets his Ross Compressor back

Trey gets his Ross Compressor back A Salute to Drew for this story: A bunch of hippies on PhantasyTour.com blamed the subtle evolution of Trey Anastasio's guitar tone from "totally kickass" in the 90s to "meh" in the 00s on the fact that his Ross Compressor was stolen from him at some point prior to their hiatus return. Trey apparently USED to have that pedal on 100% of the time before '03, but never did after. Pretty lame excuse, but let's roll with it. A compressor is a guitar effects pedal that limits the highs and [...]
Artist:Doopuy
Title:mango comp
Link Text:This is the Mango Song WITH a compressor
File Name:mango-comp-1.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Artist:Doopuy
Title:mango no comp
Link Text:This is the Mango Song WITHOUT a compressor
File Name:mango-no-comp.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps

Lets Make Music Together

Sing For Me
So, as the newest Youtube convert, I believe I have thought of a project that might get me partnered and making money, without really doing any sort of work or anything like that. Well... watch the video, and i would enjoy it a great deal if my friends and the musicians who read this blog would participate... Download the song here... http://www.mediafire.com/?qtbm 2wwi5ml

Dreamtard Rewind: The Best Music Video(s) of All Time.

Aerosmith - Crying
Matt and I just had an awesome discussion about how this seriously might be the best music video of all time, and how it's part of the greatest music video trilogy of all time. I just don't even know where to begin discussing what I love about this video. Alicia Silverstone when she was just insanely hot, moving motorcycle make-out seshs, sky surfing, virtual reality porn, Airplane hitchhiking, 90s CGI, virtual reality cigarettes....I mean....I'm getting all boned up just thinking about it. If you don't love these videos, seriously, fuck you. Hah. Nah, you just suck. "Amazin'" [...]

Sleezy Of The Week 009: My Tribute To Wasted Pushups

More often than not, many of the greatest contributions to human society displayed on the internet are overlooked. Pioneers of human ingenuity, many of our fellow Americans work toward that white hot spotlight by putting their bodies through a torturous array of self-mockery and deprecation so severe in blatant disregard for common sense that a trained psychiatric eye could potentially broker a publishing deal if they were allowed to treat some of these individuals. Most of the time, mainstream America pays no attention to these superstars, I'm guessing because the internet is a vast resource for tomfoolery and it's hard to congratulate one individual while thousands are waiting [...]

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