Tagged: completelyunreadablebandlogooftheweek

Congrats to readers Anthony Gonzalez, Derek Blankenship, and Tracy Peach. They each correctly identified last week's logo as belonging to the band Bohemian Grave - not "Bohemian Grove," as many of you guessed - and for their troubles, Anthony, Derek, and Tracy each win a CD copy of Die Wege Der Lust, the new full-length from Mexican goregrinders Rottenness. Enjoy [...]

Horns up for reader Rob Riege! He correctly identified last week's logo as belonging to the band Grandma! For his troubles, Rob wins five CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives. Enjoy 'em, my man! This week we have another awesome prize for you, courtesy of David Hall's Handshake Inc.: three copies of Die Wege Der Lust, the [...]

So I think that most of you understood that last week's logo was not, in fact, a logo, but just an image from the below popular internet meme, which many of you have graciously e-mailed me about over the course of the past few weeks: And while I appreciate that some of you attempted to [...]

Horns up for reader Adam Rosado, who correctly identified last week's logo as belonging to the band Nuclear Dildo Squad. For his troubles, Adam wins a free t-shirt from Killer Brigade Clothing. Wear that shit with pride, Adam! Now you'll have to beat the ladies off with a stick. This week, we have a super-duper, extra-awesome [...]

Congrats to reader John Davis (not be confused with that shitty singer from Korn)! He correctly identified last week's logo as belonging to the band Congenital Malformation. For his troubles, John wins five CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives. Yay John! This week we have another terrific prize to give away: a free t-shirt from Killer [...]

Congrats to reader Greg Marcy! He correctly identified last week's logo as belonging to the band Mario Killed Pikachu. For his troubles, Greg wins five CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives. Go go Greg! But don't be too sad if you lost - 'cause this week I'm unloading another five CDs from MS Mansion Archives. [...]

So I know we usually do CUBLOTW on Tuesdays and today is Wednesday, but guess what? I went through most of yesterday thinking it was Monday, and didn't realize it was Tuesday until about seven o'clock at night. True story. So I apologize, and we'll resume doing this contest on Tuesday afternoons from here on [...]

Congrats to readers Jason K. Zuehlke, Joshua Ray Jacobs, and Vaughn Fortier-Shultz; they each correctly identified last week's logo as belonging to the band Parasympathomimetic Thrombophlebitis. For ruling so hard, each of these fine men wins a copy of Crows Into Swine, the new solo album from ex-Scar Culture vocalist, Pheroze. Enjoy the album, dudes! [...]

Horns up for reader Ben Wadler. He correctly identified last week's logo as belonging to the band Tetrahydrocannibinol! He wins five CDs from MS Mansion Archives. Congrats, dude! This week we have another awesome prize for you: three copies of Crows Into Swine, the debut solo album from Pheroze, former lead singer of Scar Culture. Unlike his work with that [...]

Horns up for reader James Hajec. He correctly identified last week's logoas belonging to the band Repulsive Excremental Crypt! He wins a copy of Cradle of Filth's new CD/DVD collection, Evermore Darkly. Congrats, dude! This week I'm unloading another five CDs from MS Mansion Archives. So, yeah, enter this shit. All you gots to do to win is [...]

Horns up for readers Alexander Delvecchio, Laura Wells, and Ryan Gnieski; they each identified last week's logo as belonging to the band Cronical Diarreha, and for their troubles, they each win a copy of The Distant, the new album from Archaios. Congrats, guys and gal! This week, we have another awesome prize to give away, this time courtesy of the good [...]

Congrats to reader Danny Aaron! He correctly identified last week's logo as belonging to every woman's favorite romancecore band, Anal Squirt Massacre. For his troubles, Danny Boy wins five CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives. Enjoy 'em in good health, Danny. Today we have another awesome prize for you: three copies of The Distant, the [...]

Horns up for readers Jon Noll and James Whitonis. They each correctly identified last week's logo as belonging to the band Sarcoma Fermentation, and for their troubles, they each win a copy of Set the Dial, the new album from the mighty Black Tusk. Crank that shit way fuckin' LOUD, fellas!!! This week I'm unloading another five CDs [...]

Congrats to reader Charles Madison. He correctly identified last week's logo as belonging to the band Zagharos, and for his troubles, he wins five CDs from MS Mansion Archives. Invisible oranges up for Charles! This week we have another ridiculously great prize for you cats, courtesy of Relapse Records: two, count 'em two, copies of Set the Dial, [...]

Horns up for readers Stacey Heath and Storm Smith (coolest name ever?); they correctly identified last week's logo as belonging to the band Battle Pig, and for their troubles, they each win a copy of Die Miserable, the anus-tearing new album from Fuck the Facts. Congrats, Stacey and Storm! This week I'm unloading another five [...]

Hats off to reader Wayne Mendel. He correctly identified last week's logo as beloning to the band Astral Oath, and for his troubles, he wins five CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives. Enjoy 'em, Wayne! This week we have another ridiculously great prize for you cats: two, count 'em two, copies of Die Miserable, the incredible new album from [...]

Congrats to reader Derrick McCray. He correctly identified last week's logo as beloning to the band Disarticulating Extinguishment, and for his troubles, he wins five CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives. Hoo-ray, Derrick! This week I'm unloading another five CDs from MS Mansion Archives. So, yeah, enter this shit. All you gots to do to win is [...]

Congrats to reader Mitch Parsons. He correctly identified last week's logo as beloning to the band Fröstskög, and for his troubles, he wins five CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives. Hoo-ray, Mitch! And on a side note, I'd like to say it's ADORABLE how many of you included apologies with your entries last week for not knowing [...]

Okay, so first of all, I effed up. Last week's logo belonged to the band Triste, a group I've used for a previous edition of CUBLOTW. My apologies. We've been doing this contest for going on five years now, and it's hard to keep track. Sorries!!! That being said, I'm still going to use the [...]

Congrats to the reader Rik Mayer and Maddie Rose. They correctly identified last week's logo as belonging to the band Fine China Superbone, and for their troubles, they each win a copy of the new reissue of Cephalic Carnage's 2002 release, Lucid Interval. Crank that shit, guys! This week, we have another awesome prize to give away – [...]