Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's eat our young? 1. Gerbils and Hamsters True story, you guys: When we were kids, my sister and I had these gerbils, Moon Unit and Dweezil. We go to New Hampshire overnight for skiing purposes or something, leaving them way more than enough food. We come back, and Moon Unit (who we didn't even know was pregnant) has given birth to a litter of gross red baby gerbils... and there [...]
Remember, back in April, when Patton Oswalt broke the Internet with his eight-minute "Episode VII" filibuster on the set of "Parks and Recreation"? Last weekend, Melbourne-based animator Isaac Moores released his cartoon dramatization of Oswalt's fan boy outtake. He even managed to slip a few shots of The Silver Samurai in there. (SFW.) Moores is already hitting up Twitter for his next project: What should my next video be? Face Folding Ep 2? Another Pop-Culture mash up? Has anyone made a speech that needs an animation? — Isaac Moores (@izacless) [...]
John Mortara is a young and brilliant poet currently based out of Wilmington, North Carolina. The poet with a well-known penchant for bagels and Dungeons and Dragons style adventure games recently made homage to the latter obsession. Over the course of eight days in mid-April, Mortara detailed an adventure narrative, mixing Choose-Your-Own-Adventure type directives and descriptions with too-true Millenial cliches, 140 characters at a time via his Twitter account. Not only were the tweets inherently hilarious, particularly for fans of the adventure genre who are familiar with the pitfalls of dungeon exploration, necromancing, and witchy temptations, but they [...]
On Sunday, HBO dropped the teaser for "Clear History," a black comedy about an ad exec (a shaggy-looking Larry David) who, according to director Greg Mottola of "Superbad" fame, "ruins his life" after selling his company shares right before it makes billions of dollars and goes into hiding. Mottola told Entertainment Weekly that David's script (co-penned with "Seinfeld" scribes Alec Berg, David Mandel and Jeff Schaffer) was loosely based on one unfortunate employee mentioned in Walter Isaacson’s 2011 "Steve Jobs" biography. "Clear History" premieres in August and co-stars Jon Hamm, Eva Longoria, Kate Hudson, [...]
As every person with a pulse and an internet connection is painfully aware, "Arrested Development" returns this weekend for their fourth season. In preparation, a guerilla-style advertising campaign has given fans the opportunity to experience some of Mitch Hurwitz's "Newport" staples in real life—over the weekend the infamous Bluth "stair car" made stops at The Grove in West Hollywood and Los Angeles' tourism epicenter, Hollywood and Highland. The week before, the Bluth Banana Stand popped up in Columbus Circle and Times Square, temporarily manned by Ron Howard, Jason Bateman, and Will Arnett. Last night it was announced, via [...]
Alexis Normand gave it her all at the outset of last weekend's 2013 Memorial Cup junior hockey championship, but ... well, even the crowd couldn't help her with this one. It's pretty botched. Enrico Palazzo even has her beat. Granted, the Star-Spangled Banner is one of the hardest songs there is to sing, and Norman's from Saskatoon, so we should probably give her somewhat of a break on this one. Follow @BrianAbrams
You don't have to celebrate H.R. Giger's birthday to be considered a devoted fan of James Cameron's (arguably) best film ever, "Aliens." Not unlike "The Empire Strikes Back," Cameron's 1986 sequel is such nonstop excitement that you don't realize half the movie is just Sigourney Weaver bitching at Bill Paxton inside a medical lab. Yes, same goes for "Episode V" - the whole thing is pretty much Han and Leia bitching inside the Millennium Falcon's cockpit. And yet, you're still on the edge of your futon. Go figure! Sorry if I messed my pants in that [...]
ODDA Magazine est un nouveau magazine de mode basé à Londres - il s'agit d'un magazine qui s'adresse aussi bien aux hommes qu'aux femmes. On retrouve Sébastien Sauvé en tant que directeur créatif et Gabrielle Sauvé en charge de la rédaction. ODDA magazine a pour but de montrer la haute couture de manière plus concise que les autres publications. L'objectif de Sébastien S. saisit tout ce qui se passe dans les backstage des fashion weeks, des castings, des coulisses, des meilleures soirées et des events de dernière minute entre les défilés. Pour le numéro printemps/été 2013, c'est [...]
Scientists at University of Arizona announced this week that they'd discovered dogs get a runner's high , similar to humans. Running increases the levels of endocannabinoids in their brains, which gives them "natural high similar to that of cannabis." In light of the new discovery, here are 25 dogs totally blazed on running, man. 1. 2. 3. [...]
Je publie à peu de choses près un remix par an sur Le Choix, autant vous dire qu'il faut vraiment qu'il ait quelque chose de spécial pour que je vous en parle ! La plupart des remixes ont pour moi l'air d'être une sorte d'arrangement différent des différentes pièces qui composent le morceau original, avec un rythme différent. Je sais bien que c'est souvent plus que ça, mais ça me laisse de marbre. Bref, Run Hither , artiste et producteur, membre de BSMS (pas mal non plus d'ailleurs), a réussi là où beaucoup échouent en [...]
No, you cannot. It is private. It's something special Courtney Stodden shares only with her stretchy mutant serial killer lover, 50-something-year-old Doug Hutchinson. As much as the thought of this turns you on, it is something you will never get to witness for yourself. Just know that it exists and that it was filmed sometime after August, and that you will never experience its grandeur. Despite the fact that it would definitely be the sexxxiest thing that has ever existed in the whole entire universe. I will give you a moment to cry softly to yourself. [...]
It's been five years. Let's catch up on what some of the cast has been up to. 1. Dominic West, Jimmy McNulty McNutty returned to his British accent in the acting trade, having most recently played Richard Burton in BBC42s upcoming Elizabeth Taylor biopic, co-starring Helena Bonham-Carter. 2. Andre Royo, Bubbles Royo, who was so convincing [...]
In 1927 Claude Friese-Greene shot some of the first-ever color film footage around London. He captured everyday life in the city with a technique innovated by his father, called Biocolour. Though we usually think of French names like Lumiere and Melies when we think of early film pioneers, Friese-Greene's technique captures London in striking detail, as if putting the whole city in a time capsule. The people, all now long since gone, pass before us like ghosts. What's striking is, apart from the noticeably formal clothing and a few old cars, how familiar and unchanged everything seems. Trafalgar [...]
"The Heming Way" author, Internet addict and all-around good guy Marty Beckerman has spent the last few months longing for the past in ways that, perhaps, Joel Stein's millennials may not understand. Myself, not a day goes by that I don't wish my Twitter feed was polluted with comments about "The Larry Sanders Show" and "Tales from the Crypt" instead of "Veep" and "The Walking Dead." But maybe a perfectly mobile thirty-something such as myself doesn't have a right to wax nostalgic (versus, say, a septuagenarian invalid who has nothing but the past to enjoy because [...]
This baby tiger taking a nap is so cute it might piss you off. Dreaming its little baby tiger dreams. Goddamit baby tiger, why do you have to be that goddam cute ? The baby tiger is named Kali (the name Kali is apparently all the rage for animal cubs these days) and was born April 17 at Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium in Tacoma, Washington. And here it is, taking a snooze. Follow @alexandergmoore
Remember that time when you, the public, decided to give Millionaire Playboy Zach Braff $2.6 million of your peasant dollars so that he could make a movie about a sad white man having an existential crisis? And I was like, "Oh my god, Public, why are you even doing that? He has way more money than you and lives in an opulent " farmhouse in the sky !"? But you [...]
On Wednesday night's "Jimmy Kimmel Live," our gracious host had director J.J. Abrams as a guest to promote this weekend's release of "Star Trek into Darkness." Although, given the New York Times's unflattering review of the sequel, perhaps this explains why "JKL" steered Abrams directly into a line of questioning about his upcoming "Star Wars: Episode VII" project. And, since Abrams and his Bad Robot crew are in the early developmental stages of the SW sequel, Kimmel and his fan boy audience took this as an opportunity to spit-ball the director with ideas he [...]
BEHOLD, readers. Feast your eyes upon the face of the most beautiful man who has ever walked the earth. Look upon the face of a majestical angel . Ahmed Angel . What is this Ahmed Angel, you ask? Is he mystery? Is he romance? Answer? He is planet . Yes. He is planet. We do not know much about this glorious creature at present. Just that he is a student in Iraq and that he possesses a smize so potent it could crush you to pieces with one errant glance [...]
Young & Lost Club is a London-based independent record label and club night, run by Sara and Nadine . * Playlist | Hottest new songs to DJ by Young & Lost Club * Sara: Mariah Carey and Miguel | #beautiful Try to ignore the hashtag in the title, this is old school Mariah summertime! Sara: TNGHT | Acrylics [...]
I consider myself a sex-positive person, but that does not mean that I do not think some shit is just hilarious. 1. Flavored Lube Flavored lube is such a sex store staple that I don't think anyone ever takes the time to really think about it. So, think about it for a second. Take a moment to really ponder the logistics of flavored lube. What sense does flavored lube even make? Your genitals don't have taste buds, and if it's your [...]
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