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Found 32 posts tagged eroticspecialist:

The Wet Spot: Finding the ultimate strip club lunch

Feb 19, 2010, 8:00am City Pages - Gimme Noise
The search begins for the pinnacle in gentleman's club cuisine.
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The Wet Spot: Sexy V-Day gifts from the gas station

Feb 12, 2010, 10:19am City Pages - Gimme Noise
What do a Holiday gas station and a Duraflame Giant Log have to do with Valentine's Day? Everything.
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The Wet Spot: How to know if your mate is cheatin'

Jan 8, 2010, 10:43am City Pages - Gimme Noise
The Erotic Specialist helps you figure out how to identify an unfaithful mate (plus vampires!)
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The Wet Spot: An open letter to Tiger Woods

Dec 4, 2009, 9:30am City Pages - Gimme Noise
Hi Tiger, it's me Patrick. I think it's time we have a talk...about voicemails.
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The Wet Spot: Sculpting the ultimate erotic facial hair

Nov 6, 2009, 12:29am City Pages - Gimme Noise
What's the sexiest choice in facial hair? The Erotic Specialist weighs in.
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The Wet Spot: Choosing the right porn name with Vin Vericose

Oct 23, 2009, 9:24am City Pages - Gimme Noise
Who better to help us choose a sweet porn star name than...an actual porn star?
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The Wet Spot: Zombie sexiness

Oct 9, 2009, 10:15am City Pages - Gimme Noise
Time to get you sexy on. Undead-style.
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The Wet Spot: Fact or fiction - You have a big package

Oct 2, 2009, 11:52am City Pages - Gimme Noise
Get our your rulers, boys. Time to see how you measure up with the rest of the country.
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The Wet Spot: Scoring the ultimate three-way

Sep 25, 2009, 10:30am City Pages - Gimme Noise
Many have dreamed of landing a hot threesome. I'm trying to make it happen. Hypothetically, of course.
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The Wet Spot: Snagging a sugar daddy

Sep 18, 2009, 11:41am City Pages - Gimme Noise
What wears white high-tops, hangs out in public restrooms and has seriously loose morals? Your future baby daddy.
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The Wet Spot: Cougar hunting

Sep 11, 2009, 10:51am City Pages - Gimme Noise
Gentleman, welcome to the jungle.
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The Wet Spot: Surviving the pissing trough

Sep 4, 2009, 2:20am City Pages - Gimme Noise
Seriously guys, stop looking at me.
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The Wet Spot: To pocket p*ssy, or not to pocket p*ssy

Aug 28, 2009, 9:00am City Pages - Gimme Noise
Weirdest. Wedding gift. Ever.
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The Wet Spot: Coping with mind-f*ck impotency

Aug 14, 2009, 11:18am City Pages - Gimme Noise
Gentleman, we've all been there. Let's solve this thing once and for all.
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The Wet Spot: Getting aqua-erotic at Apple River

Aug 7, 2009, 10:58am City Pages - Gimme Noise
Channel your inner erotic aquaman.
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The Wet Spot: Dance club etiquette - a growing concern

Jul 31, 2009, 10:37am City Pages - Gimme Noise
Hi, Minneapolis club kids? It's me, Patrick. We need to talk.
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The Wet Spot: 24 hours in the penis cage

Jun 26, 2009, 10:59am City Pages - Gimme Noise
Patrick tries on a male chastity belt for the day. Believe in your dreams.
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The Wet Spot: Twittering your face off

Jun 5, 2009, 10:39am City Pages - Gimme Noise
Have you heard of this "Twitter" thing? Me neither.
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The Wet Spot: The truth about Asian massage parlors

May 29, 2009, 11:00am City Pages - Gimme Noise
Happy endings for everyone!
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The Wet Spot: The real story of Patrick's prom

May 22, 2009, 9:31am City Pages - Gimme Noise
Patrick's high school prom date sets the record straight.
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