Tagged: hotties

Just kidding, although girls today are trying to steal this look! I loved the "Lisa Turtle" character. Lisa, was cute next door neighbor who seemed down for what ever! The kind of girl who always had your back! The kind of girl who could turn into your main squeeze! The Kind of girl who was always in fashion! We Salute you Lisa, OG Hipster!

Sarah BB!! Shak-BB!' I LOVE women in music, but i also LOVE LOVE LOVE women in comedy. YES women can be intelligent AND funny too, which is why Bridesmaids is DEFANATELY my vote for #1 movie AND #1 chick flick of the year. Shakira has A BANGIN BOD and at the same time is talented... the same goes for Sarah Silverman who is truly a comedic genius. I loved her on MadTV or whatever comedy show she was on. I NEED 2 hang out with them ASAP... maybe they [...]

Photos by G. 2011 Folsom Street East Hotties As I mentioned previously, the Folsom Street East festival in New York celebrated sexual freedom! My my threshold of what I thought was being free was pushed to new levels and it was really an incredible experience to see so many different types of people love and respect each other's differences of sexual preference. You can see photos from the festival here . That link has photos that might not be safe for people with closed minds. [...]

Oh Sexi Lexi... I might finally forgive u for tainting the legacy of Michael Jordan's #23 jersey U crushed it at Bonnyroo, bb! Even though I don't really listen 2 ur music bc it sounds like my speakers are totally effed I still respect u... as a beautiful, Grade a piece of premium A-list female indie celeb a$$ Zooey Dee who? #TeamSexiLexi BB.... I never knew ur bod was so banging.... Be careful when u crowdsurf, bb! Tons of hornie altbros [...]

Men Sealed A man died in a closed room, she did not die of oxygen deprivation, how did he die? Lack of food and water. US Auctions Australian Auctions Austrian Auctions Belgian Auctions Canadian Auctions French Auctions German Auctions Indian Auctions Irish Auctions Italian Auctions Dutch Auctions Polish Auctions Spanish Auctions Swiss Auctions UK Auctions [...]

Scarlett Johansson is single. I repeat...Scarlett Johansson is single. That's the most magical news I've heard since I got word that Target is going to start selling Four Loko and that every spam email is in fact telling the truth. Hooray for increased girth! Hoorah for extended pleasure! Without getting into the gory details, it seems Ms. Johansson has split up with Van Wilder and has officially become the hottest thing on the Hollywood market since cocaine. Everyone knows what people are capable of for a Klondike bar, but what about for a [...]

I'm not sure exactly what you'd call it, but let's just say GQ created a hot chick database for all your weekend "needs" that can't be met by ___ tube or you ___. Related posts: Study: Women Should Bare 40 Percent of their Bodies to Attract Men Women who want to attract guys should expose 40 percent... The Women of Team Drake The real beauty of the music video is [...]

The Back to the Future 25th anniversary tributes have been coming in a variety of forms, whether that be old test footage to initial casting decisions. Playboy took it upon themselves to do their part by paying homage with a nice photo spread. I'll leave you to your flux capacitor to find the more racy ones on your own. [...]

The über talented Zooey Deschanel performed God Bless America last night during the Giants/Phillies snoozer, firmly securing her as the most beautiful and ironic woman in the country. I've always had this weird fetish where after sex, the unlucky girl would stand up and belt out a significant tune. In the past I've found that renditions of "Michael Row Your Boat Ashore" and "Wade in the Water" were too heavy for such an occasion. Related posts: So Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry Walk Into a Bar... [...]

Oooohweee! Now this is a good email to open on a Friday under the subject headline: Zee German's, Lebowski. Rosario Dawson is God's gift to man. She's like a Werther's candy that you wanna suck on. Related posts: Oscar Nominee Boob Database [...]

Well I can think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would include a buffalo... Live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge. . Related posts: Scarlett Johansson in a Body Suit. Yes Please. There's nothing better than a buxom red head in a... "Jessica Biel" Most Dangerous Internet [...]

Here I am looking at Bobby Flay's ugly mug for the 100th time as he tries to crush some old ladies dream of being the Pineapple Upside Down Cake champion when I could have been staring at sweet, sweet Giada De Laurentiis. Yowzers! I think I just burnt the roof of my mouth. This whole "hot as shit" chef phenomenon can't be a coincidence. It's food pornography. And we all know what happens when you get those craving signals crossed . [...]

Two things to note here: 1. Normally I don't post .gifs but it's hot as hell in the San Fernando Valley and looking at this means I can at least identify the mystery goop in my boxer shorts. 2. SNL is not funny. It used to be that only hipsters would come out and bash the NBC institution as if were a band that totally, totally sold out. But now even the most avid dick and fart joke enthusiasts can't make it through an entire episode. They should just tell Katy Perry to show up every week [...]

Food trucks litter the Los Angeles landscape much in the same way Ug boots do when sluttly blondes deem it chilly outside (it's 70 degrees). In other parts of the country, "roach coaches" are looked at as moving grease boxes whose noxious fumes only attract winos and construction workers who have laying pipe all morning. There is nothing taboo about eating off a truck in Los Angeles so long as they have a twitter account and boast some type of "fusion" in their cooking. For the last several weeks I've been fascinated by the food networks [...]

There comes a time in every man's life where he's set in what kind of females churn his butter. Some like Amazonians. Some like pygmies. Others like tattooed and hairy Armenian women whose oral talents rival that of a Harvard debate team. To spit or to swallow...that is the question. Perhaps I'm a late bloomer because recently I've been drawn to red heads like a moth to a flame. When I was younger these pasty Chucky dolls were terrifying to me. The freckles. The constant need to apply sun tan lotion. The feared and [...]

With a looming NFL lockout next season, and a college football landscape that boasts uniforms that look like flavored condoms, I'm extremely thankful that MTV has agreed to air the second season of the Lingerie Football League . 10 bucks that one of the teams has a trick play called the J Woww where they stuff the ball in their bra and use a fist pump in place of a stiff arm. Related posts: [...]

Nerd boners stand at attention. Olivia Munn graces the page of GQ this month looking hot enough to have sexual fantasies about, but geeky enough to talk Back to the Future flux capacitors with as well. Meow! Related posts: Olivia Munn Pin-Up Jazz [...]

What a way to start a triple digit weather day in the San Fernando Valley! The promo shots of Emmanuelle Chriqui for Entourage are a scorcher. You've gotta love a woman whose last name sounds like the primal screams during a rendezvous behind a taco truck on set. [...]

Here's one for the ladies and gentlemen who lurk on this blog in search of tasteless quips like: losing your virginity is messy. be sure to use a lubricant when trying to enter her bunny. is it as serious an offense when vampires cross streams as when the Ghostbuster's do it? white people. Related posts: "Jessica Biel" Most Dangerous Internet Search Actress Jessica Biel has overtaken Brad Pitt as the most... [...]

The terrorists win if I don't post pictures of beautiful women despite the technology jihad going on around here. Meet Sophie Horn who fashions herself a golfer, presenter and model. It's like she just picked three random things out of a hat after the Miss America host asked her what she's into. *Insert putting it in her hole jokes here. [...]