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Listen | Idiot Glee: “Pinkwood̶ 1;

Listen | Idiot Glee: “Pinkwood̶ 1; Idiot Glee - the stage name of Kentuckian James Friley - has been known to dabble in a modern sort of doo-wop from time to time, so it's no surprise that new song "Pinkwood", from his upcoming Life Without Jazz EP, stays faithful to the cause. Take a listen: I like this. Idiot Glee's always been good but this takes it to another level, a clearly passionate, soulful one. He's belting those vocals now, there's a cheeky falsetto'd call-and-response, and that very cheekiness requires a certain confidence that wasn't really overflowing on his [...]

2 Idiots Discuss: 2012 In Movies

The Deep Blue Sea (2011) - Official Trailer [HD]
We've done music, we've done television, now it's time for the Big Daddy of them all. Has David Simon Cowell caught up? Will The Dilemma name all three Channing Tatum movies? Let's see. David Simon Cowell: As I do every ... Continue reading ’

2 Idiots Discuss: The Year In Television

The New Normal - Extended trailer
We've already tackled the year in music... now it's time for television. The Dilemma: My top ten list looks a lot like it did last year. The order has shifter around a bit and a couple new shows slipped in, ... Continue reading ’

2 Idiots Discuss: The Year in Music

Screaming Females - It All Means Nothing
"OK, I think by now we've established that everything is inherently worthless/And there's nothing in the universe with any kind of objective purpose" - Titus Andronicus Thanks for summing up the year in music, Titus! We kid, we kid. The ... Continue reading ’

2 Idiots Draft: The Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary Mix

David Bowie & Mick Jagger - Dancing In The Street
In all the hoopla around The Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary Marketing Extravaganza Sell-A-Thon (copyright Richards/Jagger, all rights reserved), something may have been lost... the music. While the crass commercialism of The Stones third act now has stretched into its fourth ... Continue reading ’

LonDumb – Part I

Unbelievable - EMF Cab's outside. My clothes are still wet. What. The. Funk. Dryer mysteriously died the night before. Damp garments strewn all over my abode. Dry, funkers, dry!! Need to pack you, you and you. Need ye all for my trip to London. Vital I have that white t-shirt and that white t-shirt and [...]
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2 Idiots Draft: Must-See TV

30 Rock Tracy Jordan Mash-up
Welcome to Cheers Year, where we’ll be writing about Cheers throughout this television season to commemorate the 30th anniversary of its premiere. To continue our commemoration of Cheers's 30th anniversary, we're going to draft our dream lineups of NBC's Thursday ... Continue reading ’

2 Idiots Discuss: The Dark Knight Trilogy

The Dark Knight Rises Official Movie Trailer Christian Bale, Batman Movie (2012) HD
2012 will be remembered as the end. No, not of time as the Mayans predicted (we think), but of the most beloved, hyped, self-important, entertaining and influential comic book film trilogy ever, the Chris Nolan Batman series. From reruns of ... Continue reading ’

Evolution and the Big Bang Theory are “Lies Straight From the Pit of Hell”

Rep. Broun: Evolution, Embryology, Big Bang Theory Are "Lies Straight From The Pit Of Hell"
According to, get this, Rep. Paul Broun (R-GA), who is a prominent member of the House Science Committee. Broun made his thoughts known about science during a lecture at the Liberty Baptist Church Sportsman's Banquet on September 27, 2012, in Hartwell, Georgia. Further, Broun also told the audience that all available scientific evidence leads him to believe that the Earth is only about 9,000 years old. Fuckity, fuck, fuck. How is this assclown a member of the House Science Committee when he doesn't even believe in science? Can we start a House Christian Committee and just give [...]

A Timeline of US History According to Idiot Conservatives

A Timeline of US History According to Idiot Conservatives American history through the eyes of the Republican Party's best and brightest: 1500s:  The American Revolutionary War begins: “The reason we fought the revolution in the sixteenth century was to get away from that kind of onerous crown.”—Rick Perry 1607:  First welfare state collapses: “Jamestown colony, when it was first founded as a socialist venture, dang near failed with everybody dead and dying in the snow.”—Dick Armey 1619-1808:  Africans set sail for America in search of freedom: “Other [...]

I Long For The Day

I Long For The Day Are you like me? Are you someone who looks at the crap of the world today and wonders why we can't go back to 'the good old days'. Do you sit and think about how much simpler times were? Back when Sheriff Andy and Opie would go fishin' after school. A time when tv couples had separate beds? A time when the 'good guys' always won? When the milkman left milk at the house? Sharpeners wandered the neighbourhood, ringing the hand-held bell to let you know he was there - ready to sharpen whatever you needed? [...]

“Legitimate Rape”

Rep. Todd Akin, the newly-christened GOP Senate nominee in Missouri, said in a Sunday interview that “legitimate rape” rarely causes pregnancy. From the Washington Post : “First of all, from what I understand from doctors, (pregnancy from rape) is really rare,” Akin told KTVI-TV in a clip posted to YouTube by the Democratic super PAC American Bridge. “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.” Akin added: “But let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work or something. I think there [...]

I act like an idiot because I have a void in my heart

PostSecret: Confessions on Life, Death and God
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New Catchphrase Alert: “Please Explain Your Rationale for the Rainbow.”

New Catchphrase Alert: “Please Explain Your Rationale for the Rainbow.” Hypervocal puts it best : "Pro tip: If a potential employer asks about your 'passion' and says 'Any color you can add to your application would be appreciated,' don’t do this. That mistake is so funny it overshadows even his Comic Sans use." Business Insider got the scoop . And you know you've been working on the Internet too long when you are 50/50 whether this is completely real, or completely made up. There's no way someone is that dumb? Yes, yes there probably is. It's the Comic Sans that has me skeptical. It's not a [...]

15 Of Our Films That Have Shocked Us with Their Beauty, Truth or Extremes

We may have only started distributing video in 2008, but that doesn't diminish the influence that the films we've worked on have had on us. In honor of our 15th anniversary, our video team's Brendan Nunn and Danielle DiGiacomo have put together a selection of 15 films that have shocked us with ...

Chris Moyles quits breakfast show

Chris Moyles Announces He Is Quitting Radio 1 Breakfast Show
Here's some great news for anyone who likes music and comedy - BBC Radio 1 gobshite Chris Moyles has announced this morning that he's quitting his breakfast show after eight years - check out the audio footage below: Here's hoping he takes early retirement and f*cks off for good...

Omerricka!

Hollywood (Felix Da Housecat Remix) - Penguin Prison Off the top of my head I can only think of two things: 1. Dealing with West Hollywood Parking Office. Some shower of clowns. So about three months ago I get a parking ticket. They hand them out like fliers in West Hollywood. Beyond head wrecking. Especially [...]
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Title:Hollywood (Felix Da Housecat Remix)
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Genre:Dance
Artist:Stevie Wonder
Title:Happy Birthday
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Genre:Pop
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Bang. Bang. Ba. Ng.

Weak Men Pay This Boxing Coach To Tell Them They Are Terrible
Roxanne - Strange Talk Birthday. Birthmonth. Bert on! Beach. Party. Celebration. Malibu. Malibooze. Maliboobs! Paradise. Cove. Kaw. Bird. Shrimp. Wine. Cocktails. Lounge chairs. Hi life. Hello living. Drink. Glass. My. Hand. Gulp. Pause. Laugh. Another drin- Plop. Huh? Seagull. Kaw. Kaw. KAAWW! Flying. Attacking. Dropping. Dumping. Plopping. Into. Glass. Hand. Mine. Dunk. Lucky? Me! So [...]
Artist:Holy Ghost!
Title:Wait & See
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Artist:Kai Elle
Title:Kingdom in the Sky
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Genre:Pop
Year:2012
Artist:Strange Talk
Title:Roxanne
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Genre:Electronica & Dance
Year:2012

GFP Exclusive // The Pictish Trail (Meursault Remix)

GFP Exclusive // The Pictish Trail (Meursault Remix) It says a lot for the creative ways of today that you don't even bat an eyelid when an artist releases his new EP on either a sweatshirt or a tee... and that was exactly the case with the recently released 'Of Course You Exist ' EP from the wonderful The Pictish Trail. The Fence Records label manager and  Silver Columns  singer released the record as a precursor to his upcoming LP,  Secret Soundz Vol.2 , which is set for release [...]

FLASHBACK: Joy Division

FLASHBACK: Joy Division This week is the 32 nd anniversary of the death of JOY DIVISION singer Ian Curtis . Despite the groups small discography, their influence has been huge. The group were renowned for their live shows and Ian Curtis 's 'dead fly' dance, which many have said is symbolic of his epileptic seizures. Many stresses in Curtis' s life overwhelmed him and at the age of 23, in the small hours of the 18 th of May 1980, Curtis watched Werner [...]
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