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Started from the bottom and we still here? Full retrospective poast coming soon. Just wanted to let my fellow blogg0rz know...

In a belated attempt to actually, you know, get people to look at this fucking blog, we thought of something completely original that will get our audience really excited: you now have permission to "Like" us on Facebook . The click you've been fiending for has finally arrived, and your life will never be quite the same again. Your reward? Temporary (seconds) satisfaction, and another way to access the shit ton of content and surprises we're working on for the site, not to mention [...]

Reliving the classic first ever JTTS poast. It's pretty much stayed tru to the format for the last 4.7 years. Five yurr anniversary coming up reeeeaal soon. Here is teh poast from @Fara1 aka Faraoney. A JTTS Founder. Now deceased. Before landing my first article in Spin, the highlight of my writing career was in third grade when I won the P.S. 32 poetry prize for a piece called “Winter Is…” In honor of my dominating the mid-eighties Queens public school literary [...]

the view from our old g-mail inbox  This shit smells like Malden. Rather than clean up the mess we created, we are pretending like this never happened and hoping everyone else will too. It's the American Way. New Email JTTSDOTCOM@GMAIL.COM hit us up

Poor JTTS. Our fame reached a fever pitch this year some time around when Knife poasted about the time he was mugged by a roving gang of 12 year old's. I couldn't go anywhere without chicks refusing to speak to me after reading about my last prostitute purchase. I once saw Marty roll into the Good Life in fucking soccer shorts. I know why. He had that JTTS Swag Juice dripping off him. Quincy coke dealers told Trees his money was no longer good with them. A.J. Wright promised JKFGT a life [...]

Strike us down with malware, and we shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Guess who's back. JTTS. Annoying, obnoxious, unruly and poised for either greatness or a wasted life, just like the five year old brats we are. What Trees wrote is somewhat true: at some point, the collective give-a-fuck of everyone involved in JTTS dropped down to the depths of apathy usually reserved for albums on Faraone's year-end “Best Of” list. [...]

JTTS.COM contributors DJ Knife and JKFGTEPMDNWA were instrumental in orchestrating Lil B's live performance in The Bridge last night.  There is a rumored photo of JKXXXXXXXXXX and my son (who paid for a $25 #RareTicket) together  at the all ages event. Me and Luv Bug Starski are rolling over in our whore-ridden-whiskey-filled-pi ssin-in-the-dj-booth-breakbeat -lovin-bitter-old-hip-hop-crab -these-kids-today-are-all-fagg ots-sayin graves. MORE DETAILS TO FOLLOW...

Sleezy Trees and his cohorts over at getondown.com are murking the hip-hop merch game as of late. Boogie Down Productions puzzles, ODB wallets, OB4CL shrines...they got the innanet goin nuts. Story of my life...Trees builds two websites, one of them a revolutionary exercise in marketing rap music, the other, a site where M-Dot and a scooter named Maxine are regularly featured. And which one do I get involved with? Here we see a robust DJ Delz geeked from his  getondown.com purchase that just arrived in the mail:

From the desk of Dj Knife: It's time for another edition of  "let's embarrass ourselves in front of (insert hip hop icon) at Fresh Produce," the JTTS.com sponsored monthly showing of djing and debauchery. This Saturday we welcome the one and only Cocoa Brovas Smif N' Wessun for a special midnight performance. Black El x Durkin opening, DJs Tommee, Knife and Tone Spliff spinning hip hop, reggae and some late night ignorance on 2 floors. 21+ and only $5 to get in. Camoflauge tuxedos welcome. Let's get it on!!!!!!

Getondown.com, PBR, The Good Life, and JTTS bring you a night that promises to be forever etched into your liquor soaked hip-hop mammalian brain. Rap trivia nerds unite at this annual Gathering Of The Thuggalo's. Past categories include "Jews In Hip-Hop" , " Connecticutt...No One Goes There Unless They Have To" , and " Hip-Hop Cinema" . And the coup de grace...THE MUTHAFUCKIN PHYSICAL CHALLENGE IS BACK!!!! ....And the prizes are BANANAS! Immediately after,  DJ Reel Drama and I drop it heavy all night as we celebrate [...]

JTTS  is helping to bring those fine sisters (literally) of Nina Sky to Good Life this Saturday for a special Dj set at Fresh Produce. Our friends at Bud Light Platinum hooked it up too, so the cost is only $5. Dj's Frank White, Knife, and Tommee spinning 2 Chainz inspired music all night. Now get them puters putin,  and tune in to www.freshproduceboston.com.

Summer re-runs muhfukka. Who inside Blogging? We turn up the heat in the winter and make shit happen. I'm working on a site redesign as we speak. Marty is mad close to getting some revenue coming in, he's been working on it for close to 2 years now, I am sure it's right around the corner. DJ ON&ON has agreed to my terms of a formatting discussion to take his poast game up several notches. Fara1 is working on another book, so he'll probably leech off our traffic to promote in a [...]

Shouts to Tommee, Knife, Trees, Peter, and UGHH for 6 years of  drunken hip-hop memories.

24 hours after actively tweeting using my twitter account @slztrz .. I have noticed one thing. Shit is boring as fuck unless people are interacting with you. It's hard to get people to interact with you when you only have 18 followers. Therefore, I am permanently retiring from Tweetering until I hit 45 followers. That is a modest goal, but a highly attainable and realistic one nonetheless. If you want to continue seeing pure tweet gold like this: [...]

Follow the god Sleezy Trees on the Tweetbox. @SLZTRZ I have 11 followers. I need you. I know you blacks are into that shit. I promise to use alot of hashtags and the acronym "SMH" alot.

Shouts to the Mass. Lottery Commission. Copped a $20 scratch ticket that proved to be a life changer. I'll be receiving $55,000/week for a very long time. Check out my new digs.

JTTS turns four years old today. I could have gotten a high school (or college) degree in this time. Instead I chose to bloggh. I was looking at my bank account yesterday an noticed that $200 was deducted from our web host, signifying an auto charge for two more years of JTTS operation. In total I've probably spent about a $1200 on this site in the last 4 years.. Was it worth it? I think so.. But there you have it, JTTS will be around for at least 2 more [...]

The champ is here. Our special guest for this Saturday's edition of Fresh Produce is a winner, as in we booked last year's DMC Champion DJ Vajra to come shut shit down alongside Team Teamwork & Thaddeus Jeffries plus Knife [...]

[See post to listen to audio] I think Chris Faraone quit JumpTheTurnstyle today officially.. I also think Marty has fallen off the face of the planet.. who knows where he is or what he is doing.. I started this blog with these fools almost 4 years ago.. and now I feel it.. the passion.. is draining from my soul.. Should we pull the plug?

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