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Hey Guys, Lucas here. You might remember me as VERCETTI, or maybe just The White Guy in Odd Future . Things are goin really good over here yall. I got a good girlfriend, Cholula Willis. On top of that, check out my new dog! His name is SWAGGY. Whenever I see him, I just want to cry tears of swag. They say that a dog is the only thing that can love you more than it loves itself. And you know what? Swaggy loves the shit out [...]

Dude? Seriously? Stop taking pictures of me. I oughtta have the black members of Odd Future come kick your ass, but they'd probably think it was funny that you were taking pictures of me and they would start taking pictures of me too, so I'm just gonna wait this one out and hope you go away. I miss LA already. The Big Apple is a real stink bomb, and the people are SO MEAN. It's hard to find a tween who just wants to buy some swag sk8r Odd Future merch from [...]

Hey guys, Lucas here. Go ahead and call me by my nickname: Vercetti. Things have been going super, super well. You hear about our nigga Frank Ocean? He's Tyler's cousin. His album has been doing REAL well, tons of people loving it. I actually wrote some of the lyrics for the guy, which many people don't know, but truthfully, I feel happy for the guy, even though he lied when he told the story about falling in love with a guy one summer, just to get attention for 'being gay.' Trust me, the guy bangs [...]

Odd Future is the lamest, softest 'rap crew' ever created. They will never kill any other niggas, they are more likely to 'prank them with sillie string' or something equally as soft. It is widely accepted that they are all terrible rappers, and the majority of their crew are just sad 'hanger ons' who Tyler the Creator likes to bully in exchange for paying for their meals at fast food restaurants. This video is terrible and not worth watching. Tyler the Creator probably saw 'Platoon' or 'Full Metal Jacket' recently, and was like 'it would be [...]

Sup guys. Lucas here. My friends call me Luke, but you can go ahead and call me Vercetti. You might know me as the White Guy in Odd Future . I'm Lucas. Lucas Vercetti . I'm a real person, dammit! I'm not just the token white member of Odd Future . I have feelings, thoughts, dreams. Dreams that one day I'll be able to free myself from this doggone band of crazy black men and have my own thing. Tyler doesn't even pay me. He just gives me free clothes. Fortunately, they have [...]

Whaddup guys? It's Vercetti. Lucas. Call me Luke if you guys want. Just wanted to say SUP and that I've been working on some music of my own. Don't get met wrong, I'm really appreciative for my job at the Odd Future retail outlet store. We're even thinking about opening a new store at the Outlet malls. You know, the ones 40 miles outside of town where fat old ladies go because they think they are getting deals by driving so far away, and they make a day out of it and have a nice brunch [...]

Whaddup guys? Things are going SUPER WELL in my life. So first of all, I'm a frigging TV star. I got my own show on Adult Swim called Loiter Squad. Sure, it was embarrassing to have to put a food in my mouth , but look at what's in my mouth right now... the product of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. As Matt Damon said in Good Will Swagging , "How do u like dem apples? SWAG!" U see us filling up with gas... but that's not the ONLY THING that's being filled up... [...]

Demi Moore was married to Ashton Kutcher until Kutcher decided to bang 'actual young pussie' instead of a cosmetically preserved cougar. Before Demi was with Ashton, she was with Bruce Willis, best known from the film "Dying Hard with Vengeances" where they created a few spawn children who were destined to be famous for simply being the children of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. Along with her sister Rumer Willis, Tallulah is getting MAD COVERAGE for her new boyfriend: Lucas Vercetti , the white guy in Odd Future . This is a HUGE moment for Lucas [...]

Whaddup guys! Lucas in the house! Any by IN THE HOUSE, I mean that I'm KILLING IT at COACHELLA with the Odd Future crew. Check me out, with my girl, KILLING IT. Sidestage, checking out some SICK bands. I hope the guys get to collab with them soon. Hell, I hope I get to collab with any one other than the members of Odd Future . They are sorta turning into HUGE dicks, like reverse racism vibes. Not gonna lie, the ride from Los Angeles to Indio, CA wasn't exactly a fun [...]

Lucas Vercetti is widely known as the White Kid in Odd Future . He is clearly searching for his place in the world, and sure, it is sorta funny to point out how absurd her looks when he's in the middle of a crew of black people. Now Odd Future has a show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, and the show is coming under fire after a recent skit that involved the humiliation of the White Kid on Odd Future , Lucas Vercetti . The shameful even took place in the [...]

Photo by The Cobrasnake Whaddup niggas*? (* = it is cool for me to say this hate word even though I am white because I hear Tyler and the boys say it all the time) It's me! A tween bro OFWGKTA fan! Some people call me Lucas Jr., in honor of the white bro in Odd Future, Lucas Vercetti . Check out my finger! I actually just bought it from Lucas Vercetti , who was working the merch table! SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG! [...]

Sup guys. Lucas here. Just hangin out in a t-shirt. Check out this mother effing gorilla! HAHA! Tyler and the boys are bein TOTALLY cray on tour. Been gettin a good amount of pussy, but I do miss my girl back home. I miss California. Great food back home. Miss that shit a lot. #burrrriiitttoooos! Check me out, dogs! I'm modeling! this shit is swag and cray. I used to be into some sorta Supreme pizza brand that all the other guys dug, but now I'm CRUSHING in Bathing Ape. I gotta [...]

Lucas Vercetti , also known as The White Guy in Odd Future , has become the most popular member of Odd Future , displacing Tyler the Creator as the most interesting man in the rap band. It seem like every one wants to know EVERYTHING about his past.... What if I told you he MAY have been a child star when he was younger? It seems like he looks EXACTLY like the caddy in the Adam Sandler classic movie Happy Gilmore . Although the film is no Billy Madison , you have to [...]

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Whaddup yall? It's me! Lucas Vercetti , aka the White Guy from Odd Future ! Things are going SICKLY on tour, niggaaaaasssss. Me and Tyler just pulled the DOPEST prank off on Earl Sweatshirt ! That nigga is wack, but what can I say, it's super fun to be the Merch manager on an Odd Future tour. I've basicall been getting a BEEJ in every city that we've stopped in. Shit is STRAIGHT DOPE. I've been getting MAD PUSSIE, filming it GIRLS GONE WILD STYLE. So many of Odd Future [...]

https://twitter.com/#!/ColdAsL ucas/status/182947181752365056 Lucas Vercetti is widely-known as the white guy in Odd Future . He runs their merch store and is around for the purposes of moral support and ethnic diversity, rolling hard in a predominantly black rap crew. Yesterday, the popular weblog HIPSTER RUNOFF ran a blog post entitled What it's like to be the white guy in Odd Future: The Lucas Vercetti Story . Hours later, Lucas "The White Kid in Odd Future " took to Twitter to distance himself [...]

Hey guys. It's me. Lucas Vercetti . But you probably just know me as the White Guy in Odd Future . Yeah, I know, I was on their cover of their last album/mixtape Odd Future Tape Volume 2 , but there's actually a lot to me. I am the manager of the Odd Future popup shop in Los Angeles, and more importantly, an "OG" member of the Odd Future crew. I'm very much a part of this band, don't confuse me with just some other white kid who [...]