
Part-time Bengals WR, and full-time endzone dancer Chad Ochocinco is devastated to learn that his new last name has certain negative connotations in other cultures. What started as a name change to not only honor the number on his back, but to also remember the last two digits of his ATM pin and social security number, seems like a cruel twist of fate. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, defiant to the core of anything American recently pointed out that "85ing" was very similar to "69ing", except it's done with a horse instead [...]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad apparently doesn't hate everything about the Great Satan, America. He digs on our campaign communications. It seems little Mahmoud straight jacked Obama's signature slogan, Yes We Can (which Obama straight jacked from Cesar Chavez ). The campaign slogan has been replicated by the Iranian president in a promotional video issued for Iran's presidential poll on 12 June, when Ahmadinejad is seeking re-election. The video features a cover picture of Ahmadinejad wearing his trademark white jacket and pointing to the Farsi phrase Ma Mitavanim (We Can) on a blackboard. The [...]