Last week's chart column focused on the persistent album-chart presence of rock bands like Shinedown and Theory of a Deadman, and the numbers caused me to get pinged by Bubbles Burujas, a dancer ... Continue reading "Are Strip Clubs the Reason Bad Mainstream Rock is a Chart Staple? An Interview With Stripper Tweets" >
Dre Day--the holiday, not the song--was first celebrated in 2003. Life Sucks Die magazine's Andrew Broder had recently released a song called "What a Day Day" (under the pseudonym Fog), solic... Continue reading "Dre Day: A Fine Holiday Only Slightly Marred By The Whole Wet-T-Shirt-Contest Thing" >
Let it be known that John Mayer's candid-interview game is unstoppable right now. Hot on the heels of his bonkers TMI orgy of a Rolling Stone cover story ("The Joshua Tree of vaginas" and so for... Continue reading "John Mayer: "My Dick Is Sort Of Like A White Supremacist"" >
Meanwhile, Axl Rose kicked off the Chinese Democracy Tour in Winnipeg last night looking like Dog the Bounty Hunter: ... Continue reading "Slash Has a Very Good Question" >
Click here for Yeasayer's sophisticated delivery system for new single "Ambling Alp." And for "sophisticated" read: "interactive and naked." This band owes Ryan McGinley an apology, basically. "Am... Continue reading "The Porny New Yeasayer Website" >
Good gravy. The trifecta that began with Ghostface Killah and Rammstein is complete. This space's affinity for Electric Six is well documented. But this, I don't know. I just don't know. ... Continue reading "It's Friday Evening, And Thus All Your Office Superiors Are Already Gone, And Thus It's Safe To Actually Watch This New Electric Six Video" >
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Yes, that Rammstein. NSFW, obviously. Actually, let me try something here: NSFW. That's better. Let's just say watching it requires you to click a button that says "I approve to be of full ag... Continue reading "Attention Ghostface Killah: Rammstein Just Kicked Your Ass Up And Down The Street In The "Porniest Video Of The Week" Sweepstakes" >
Sexy? Trashy? Corny? "A little bit teh ghey?" Decide for yourself, and then for god's sake clear your history. NSFW obviously. NS period. ... Continue reading "On Ghostface Killah's "Stapleton Sex" Video, Which Isn't As Porny As It Could've Been, But Still, Jesus " >
Where to even begin here? On Friday, Ghostface debuted a new song off Wizard of Poetry called "Stapleton Sex," telling the Shade 45 DJ Angela Yee, "I read an interview where Natalie Portman said... Continue reading "Ghostface's NSFW "Stapleton Sex": Taking Porno Rap to a New Level" >
Brooklyn lo-fi noise punk: unlikely well of local magazine bachelor profiles! First came New York's "totally weird" profile of Dustin Payseur, of Beach Fossils, who spoke about the Brooklyn w... Continue reading "G. Lucas Crane From Woods: "I basically dare you to date me."" >
So this is basically ToeJam & Earl + Donnie Darko + The Sims + a Japanese game show + straight-up pornography. It's not really safe for work unless you work at The Fader, in which case, well, actual... Continue reading "On Major Lazer's Disconcertingly Dry-Humping-Centric Video for "Pon De Floor"" >