Tagged: mcgriddle

FRIDAY, MARCH 20TH, 2009 The day began with me fighting through a mild hangover—and a major case of inspiration. I dicked around with music for half the day, then emerged like a Phoenix and drove 45 minutes to the all you can eat meat-down known as "The County Line". This is the kind of BBQ that gives vegans steakholm syndrome and they start identifying with their meat captors, eventually giving in to slow-smoked temptation. We ordered "The Cadillac" and with mouths full of sauce, ribs as big as my head and 1/2 price 'ritas, we proceeded [...]

• DJ Tameil - Stayin' Alive

I've always been of the opinion that the McGriddle is the unhealthiest thing known to man, beating out the previous champion "Asbestos-laced Pork Lard Covered In Hollandaise Sauce" immediately upon its debut in 2003. Sure, Burger King made a valiant effort to seize the crown of artery-clogging calorie king by introducing the Meatnormous Omelet Sandwich , but not even meat on top of meat on top of meat covered in cheese was enough to budge the syrup-soaked McGriddle from its meaty perch. Little did I know that [...]