Tagged: notfunny

By Analman Hardcore To all Russell Brand fans out there (who consist of mostly women between ages 13-21), I have one thing to say about him, and please don't be shocked as to what we say.....Ahem (cough) HE IS NOT FUNNY...JUST FUNNY LOOKING! NOT FUNNY HAHAH!! I mean in what planet would you find this utter sissy to be funny? Did you see the VMAs 2008? Did you see how most of his

I wanted to hate it. Really, I did. I wanted to walk out of the theater with sunken shoulders and a look of utter disappointment stapled to my ugly face. I wanted to turn to the person next to me and ask him or her, "Why does fucking Ben Stiller suck so much!? Why are his movies unwatchable! How many fucking times can he possibly play the same god damned character without people noticing! Ben Stiller makes Will Ferrel look like the fucking Marlon Brando of his generation." Actually, that last sentence is a bit of an exaggeration. Everything [...]