
Peach Fest is a concert series, parade, amusement park and creepiest place to see white ladies with hair extensions get “craaaay-zay.” The Festival takes place on a spectacular lakefront property in Penticton and ran from August 3 rd to 7 th . This year was the 64 th Annual Peach Fest, and arguably the most successful as there were no riots (such as the 1991 mayhem during MC Hammer’s performance in which the famous giant peach concession stand was pushed into the lake by rioters) and this year the super-awesome Thursday night concert by Trooper was the single [...]

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Link: http://pitchfork.com/news/4021 8-mgmt-respond-to-piss-attack- allegations Pitchfork Magazine is one of the leading online American websites for indie rock, and they basically have the skype phone number of every relevant artist across the world. After MGMT got piss thrown at them when they were playing in the UK, Pitchfork was like, "No way did they actually get piss thrown at them. That was just blog fodder. We're going to get the real story instead of just posting a zany blog headline about peeing on humans." They basically email chatted MGMT [...]

Link: http://www.metro.co.uk/music/8 42337-mgmt-drummer-storms-off- stage-after-being-pelted-with- urine Link: http://www.spinner.com/2010/09 /28/mgmt-record-label-control/ MGMT has has 'a terrible 2k102 after their hit album Congratulations 'flopped' both critically and commercially. They basically 'effed up royally' and now no1 likes them and their record label is gonna put them on a tight leash to try to make up some of their investment. Doesn't help when ur playing a gig, and people are so bored that they pee in bottles MGMT 's drummer Will Berman walked [...]

My annual trek to the Telluride Film Festival beckons, which means I won't be posting in the next few days. Despite the fact that the organizers haven't yet sent me my laminated pass, I'm feeling a keen sense of euphoria and pee-inducing excitement. Who knows what adventures await me? Will I once again be yelled at by an incensed Charlotte Rampling after I selfishly plop my ass into the seat directly in front of her? Will I once again find myself stalking Mark [...]

My annual trek to the Telluride Film Festival beckons, which means I won't be posting in the next few days. Despite the fact that the organizers haven't yet sent me my laminated pass, I'm feeling a keen sense of euphoria and pee-inducing excitement. Who knows what adventures await me? Will I once again be yelled at by an incensed Charlotte Rampling after I selfishly plop my ass into the seat directly in front of her? Will I once again find myself stalking Mark [...]
Après un passage remarqué à la Fête de l'espoir en mai dernier, les lucernois de Dada Ante Portas se produiront ce dimanche 8 août 2010 pour la clôture des Fêtes de Genève sur la scène Funkytown à 21h. Ce sera notamment l'occasion de découvrir les titres de leur nouvel album: "The Classics" sorti cette année et que l'on peut écouter sur le site web.

Children of Tomorrow by Itavayla [ Buy ] Mommy and Daddy by The Monkees [ Buy ] Chemiroch by Unknown [ Buy ] Out by Mike Rep & the Quotas [ Buy ] Mesela Mesele by [...]

Children of Tomorrow by Itavayla [ Buy ] Mommy and Daddy by The Monkees [ Buy ] Chemiroch by Unknown [ Buy ] Out by Mike Rep & the Quotas [ Buy ] Mesela Mesele by [...]

Photo by the chiller whale Been having a lot of trouble lately Keep pooping myself and peeing myself for a while I told myself that I was 'transcending society' 'transcending architecture' 'transcending the modern plumbing aesthetic' by avoiding all toilets It is sorta like dudes who don't bathe for months just to 'smell bad' and seem all alt But I 'took it to the next level' a walking health hazard [via the stench of feces] I thought [...]

“I’m not on [Billy Bragg’s] level, but on my new album there are a couple of songs about serious issues: ‘I’ve Got a Secret’ is about homophobia; and on ‘Early Christmas Present’, I’m talking about cheating on someone and leaving them with an STD.” --Kate Nash, Singer/Songwriter, quoted in Spin Magazine, June 2010 I’VE GOT A SECRET I've got a secret I’m keeping deep inside In my black little heart it does reside I don’t like seeing guys kissing on guys Or watching women eat each other’s pies [...]

“I’m not on [Billy Bragg’s] level, but on my new album there are a couple of songs about serious issues: ‘I’ve Got a Secret’ is about homophobia; and on ‘Early Christmas Present’, I’m talking about cheating on someone and leaving them with an STD.” --Kate Nash, Singer/Songwriter, quoted in Spin Magazine, June 2010 I’VE GOT A SECRET I've got a secret I’m keeping deep inside In my black little heart it does reside I don’t like seeing guys kissing on guys Or watching women eat each other’s pies [...]

Photo by thecobrasnake Sometimes I get excited and I don't really know what do with myself. I will end up somewhere that I never thought I would end up in my alt-est dreams [via back when I was a 14 year old indie music fan], and I will just think, "Damn. Guess I made it. This is the life I have always dreamed I'd live." I will be overwhelmed. I will piss my pants, not because I have a weak bladder, but because I have a [...]

Friday, February 19th: Sloan & HIJK @ Slim's Sloan - "Believe" To enter send an email to contest@thebaybridged.com with your full name and the phrase "I want to see Sloan!" in the subject line. The FIRST and the FOURTH person to enter will each win a pair of tickets to the show. The show starts at 9pm, $15, 6+. Purchase advance tickets here. [...]
Originally nocturnally polyuric at SomaCow.com Brian Feldman Marries Anyone Mickey Does Not Love Marriage Heterosexual Dude Couples Gay Church Going to the Chapel and... Geoff Pees A Lot Insomnia Chantix Dreamin' RHPS Going Green at the Hotel 10 Gallons of Water Redeye = Shittiest Show Ever Manscaping Geoff is Going Two-Face

Originally sucked out at SomaCow.com Julia Louis-Dreyfus = Vampire Shiny Medal Weight Loss Naked in the House = Crime Pee Showdown for Manhood Peeing in the Backyard No Eye Contact Means No Unwanted Conversations Alcho-Gum Newspaper Death Bell Winter Beer Inappropriate Notice Retirement Rules Old Folks Wantin' to Check Out

Originally splashed at SomaCow.com In this hour the guys ran the gambit of topics including: Tweeting About Drowning Tiger Loves Perkins. Literally Mickey = Atlas Geoff is going to Sea World! Carnies Sit to Pee? Pee Games with J Poop Talkers Red Lobster is Back Making Cheddar Bisquits SomaChristmas

Photo via thecobrasnake I saw this picture portraying a homeless man sleeping on the sidewalk. Unfortunately, he had a pee pee accident as his dark yellow urine streamed down towards the star of a celebrity. I felt tons of emotions as my brain processed this digital image. Shame. Guilt. LOLability. Snarkfactor. Sadness. AmericanBeauty. Happiness. Loneliness. Fucksocietivity. Bloggy. Alive. Dead on the inside. Alone. Without a home. Metaphorical. This is the power of photography. [...]