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Brian Williams PWNS Donald Trump

You know when you get home from a long day at work and just want to sit on a beanbag and watch a couple of episodes of Wilfred , but then your cat, Mittens, ambushes you with limitless enthusiasm and joy? Well, now that we're living in the future, you can just let an automated laser-robot entertain your pet instead. The Bolt Interactive Laser Toy uses a mirror to move the terrifying red dot around the room while you just sit back and watch your cat go mental. Eventually though, even Mittens will get bored, which is [...]

Have you ever had more money than sense and had the inexplicable desire to light matches, burn retinas and pop popcorn one kernel at a time from across the room? Well stop those tears right now, because Wicked Lasers have come up with the world's most powerful (note: 'dangerous') handheld laser. It's awesome. With an output of 1000 mW of power, the blue laser is able to burn through balloons and plastic from a reasonable distance. Honestly I can't think of any good reasons why anyone would actually want the S3 Spyder III Arctic Laser, [...]

Ever been playing a gig and gotten so excited that you flicked your plectrum into the audience, only to realise that you haven't brought a spare? Well that was silly, wasn't it? Never fear, because now as long as you have the DIY pick punch in your bag and an old credit card, grocery store club card or pretty much anything thin and made of plastic, you can just make another. If you're a little OCD about how thick your plectrums need to be, try punching a few thin picks and glue [...]

ThinkGeek  recently released an awesome drum-pad t-shirt to go along with their playable  synth t-shirts and guitar t-shirts . It's pretty affordable at $29.99 (roughly Rs 1,600 - damn you, expensive dollar) and also comes with a small amplifier and looper that genuinely goes all the way up to 11. What else would it go up to? 10? Ha! Check out how the 'Electronic Drum Machine Shirt' works below. The t-shirt has nine different drum kits with seven sounds each, ranging from simple kick/snare/hi-hat-ty goodness to old arcade game sounds [...]

Yes, Cal Chuchesta's feline counterpart appears in another Creationist Cat video. Find him specifically at 1:48

rarely am I one to champion a full fledged supreme fgtlord like jkrealize.. but when he bests faraone, I tip my weathered snap-back in his direction.. yes, JTTS's own JKFGT has beat faraone at his own game by getting mentioned in the New York Times on the strength of a tumblr . years of journalism by fara1. countless stories. he still hasn't touched the pages of this pillar of elite liberal media behemoth. his holy grail. frat rap stays winning.