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Photo via BJthePandaBear I have never climaxed with another human being. I have 'been with people' but I still have never 'came' bc of a vagina, mouth, or bum hole. I mean, I really love the people I've been with, but I'm always just really uncomfortable since we have to 'do it' in public places. I want to make love to some1 in a place where I am comfortable. Really looking forward to my dorm room so that I can bring people home to sleep with. [...]

Photo via lookbook Sometimes ur hornie, but there's no1 else around 2 'get u off.' I feel happie that some1 invented 'masturbation.' Imagine if there was no way 2 pleasure urself? Feel like there would be a lot of lonely people out there. I think guys just have to 'tug off' and 'watch some slut getting fucked' on the internet. Does n e 1 know how girls 'get off'? From what I have heard, when a girl wants 2 cum by herself, [...]

This is a blog post about the popular meme The Hipster Grifter . There once was an AZN from Utah Who had dreams of moving to the city breaking free of her oppressive (and possibly sexually abusive) Mormon parents who adopted her and working for a relevant entertainment/media company (via Vice Magazine ) and most importantly 'fucking a lot of dudes' who were 'hot indie bros' She lied a lot Pretended she had cancer and was gonna die Just so [...]