Oh, man, The Spam Allstars are playing this week at a club in Jupiter, Fla., a couple of miles from my brother's house. If we weren't in the middle of the semester, I'd be on the next plane south. I got hooked on the band's music back in 2004 when it released "Contra Los Roboticos [...]
Orange Verte Wine importers: The Friuli method for the viticulture and winemaking The winemaking history of the Friuli-Venezia Giulia has been strongly influenced by the history of the Friuli and Venezia Giulia regions that were important stops along the Mediterranean spice route from the Byzantine Empire to the trading center of Venice. During the Middle Ages, travelers passing [...]

Legendary local band Over The Rhine recently announced their new album and a new tour. And now, we have our hands on a few copies of the new album The Long Surrender on vinyl and want to give them away to you. We will make this one a comment contest, so leave your favorite Over The Rhine song in the comments and we will choose a winner at the end of next week for the wax . Good luck, these look like really nice additions to any vinyl nerds collection! If you [...]
J'ai commis un billet sur la Blogo. Ca cause du nouvel album de Lupen Crook et ça essaie de rendre hommage au style de San Antonio. La fausse bonne idée dans toute sa splendeur. Soyez indulgents.

Whilst going through my daily xvideos routine search, I thought to myself, are these penis growing surgeries actually performed by actual doctors or by porn doctors? I mean, I'm sorry but whoever is on that advert does not look like someone off ER. That tan screams 'Hello. I've been in a few adult movies'. Which brings me to my point, can men really trust these adverts? I mean, can a male porn-star really perform surgery? I'll be honest with you, I don't think they can. CLEMENCE [...]

You know what's awesome? When your phone lights up at 3:28am, and instead of it being some frisky minx or news of a maimed family member, it's an email blast from a band/website/party promoter who Ticketmaster sold your addy to for half a penny. If you read the internet regularly, your inbox is saturated with crap fliers advertising 30 minute Svedka open bars and "party photographers" trying to get your girlfriend naked in the bathroom (ed. note: this gets you boobs, this you get a shot in the nuts.) Once in a great while [...]

sometimes sometimes there's a weird poetry to spam. think of it as some nonsensical digital message in a bottle, full of unexistant ache and loneliness. the mirrored longing in a message destined to be spurned, deleted without thought, even if it gets past the firewall pheromone receptors... aloha, my gentleman. let's just say. i got the chance to say. what i want to say to you? i think about you, when the sun goes down. you are my first thought of the day. could your heart be mine someday? here i sit. its just me. contemplating reality. sitting here, my biggest fear, not to hear [...]

[Greta Workshop Cottage] (buy mp3s tk) Here's a salutary tale for anyone starting up a label and seeking to gain some coverage through the blanket mail-out approach: under no circumstances call your label something that could be mistaken for spam email. This fate almost befell this release by Rennie Foster on the unwieldy sounding Greta Workshop Cottage label. My email program, struggling to decide whether it was yet another ad for penis enlargement or nicotine patches - I really hope that there's not a subliminal message in there for me - [...]
Je m'aperçois que j'ai oublié de signaler ici la parution sur la Blogothèque de la liste commentée de mes 10 albums de 2009 , agrémentée de quelques considérations geignardes sur comment strodur la laïfe, qui m'empêche d'écouter autant de disques que je voudrais ou que j'en avais pris l'habitude.

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There's a new weekly club night in Winnipeg. If you haven't guessed, it's called CHECK YR PULSE , and well, Manalogue is half responsible for it. I DJ as a duo called THE SHAKE with the super deluxe LOTEK . Our beginning was pretty usual, playing parties for friends and such but we became a little more serious when we started hosting and programming our radio show called THE SHAKE which still keeps its focus by [...]
Grrr - just been mightily spammed by some imbecile advertising watches or something - so have to put comment mod back on, unfortunately...
Blimey, it's been a while since this category was opened up. And, you know, one over-excited irrelevant posting about how the great new The Used single was great, and new, and oh, here's the URL for it - one, we'd overlook. But two comment-spams pushing the same band? That's just taking the piss.

'Spam a la Greque' served at the White Tower restaurant, 1 Percy Street, W1. Everybody knows there was extensive food rationing during the second world war, in London, as well as the rest of the country. However meals eaten away from home, whether in expensive West End restaurants or industrial canteens, were what was called, 'off ration'. Rationing hadn't lasted that long before it was soon noticed by many people, especially those working and living in the West End, that the rich seemed to be able to enjoy close to pre-war levels of gastronomy [...]
I felt the need to post this tripe that came into the nerds inbox....LOL!_________________ ____________________________De ar Donation Beneficiary,Please contact Claudio Giovanni For DUE PROCESS UNITDUE PROCESS UNIT:Claudio GiovanniExecutive SecretaryVittorio Di FondazioneE-mail: akw_me@10yahoo.co. jp00 225 44 11 35 87Fondazion Di Vittorio as established in 1979 by the multi-million group was
While on one of those torrent sites, I noticed this floating ad on the page: I don't live particularly near Derwent Chapel. I looked on Google Maps. 42 miles away. Now, I have been known to drive for maybe, 20, 30 miles looking for sex in chapels. But I draw the line at 40. More worryingly, does this mean that all the pop-up ads that begin "Women looking for sex in ..." are also fake? And what about those late-night adverts depicting women giggling [...]

At first I was disappointed that this piece of penis medicine spam offered no contemporary poetry as others have of late . But then I saw what Google's AdWords served in conjunction with the email's only text, and all was right with the world. (Click to enlarge.)