
Although I'm fairly certain most everybody sees the Smashing Pumpkins more as Corgans-novelty act than serious rock band these days, as a Chicago group, it's our duty to report on them. (sigh) You can hear this new Smashing Pumpkins track, titled "A Stitch In Time", right now on SmashingPumpkins.com . The track has a bit of an Iron Butterfly "In Da Gadda Da Vida"-1960's psychedelic feel to it. Mysteriously absent is drummer Mike Byrne and any drums at all. For those of you keeping count - all [...]

taken from clipmarks : Imagine that in ten years China forces all its college students to get genetic tests. Students with intelligence genes in the top 1% of the top 1% of humankind are then forced to donate sperm or eggs. China then uses the sperm and eggs to create a billion embryos each year. The genetic intellectual potential of all these embryos is checked. Those in the top 10,000 are implanted into women. Each of these embryos has the intellectual potential to be in the top one-billionth of humankind. [...]

thanks to my wife for pointing out this one.... hmmm.... why would quiznos not post nutritional info, but mcdonalds places it all over the place including fry boxes? a great post about this phenomenon is found here: (via rattlingthekettle.com ) mmmmm delicious. Technorati Tags: quiznos , no nutrition , craziness , constant [...]

"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being." - Jerry Falwell more of his fundamentalist quotes collection can be found at: clipmarks jerry falwell quotes they come in all shapes and sizes don't they... these strange humanoid robots of late 20th century bigotry. there will be geeks and meeks that inherit this cold dark orb. [...]

For some reason these things only happen in Florida.... "Walmart says it has pulled thousands of cheap sandals that had of customers complaining about painful, lingering rashes, WFTV in Florida reports. Kerry Stiles, whose graphic website about her raw and peeling feet first broadcast the issue, says she has received over 140 complaints from similarly afflicted Walmart flipflop buyers. Two months after getting injured, Kerry's feet are still "raw and tender." Walmart says they're going to test the sandals. So is Kerry, as she is thinking about a lawsuit." [...]
Just a quick note of warning against reading stupid chats on any game servers.... I was playing chess on BabasChess (pretty decent free multiplayer chess environment) when a user named gr... he will remain nameless because he probably doesn't want his stupidity published but he said "so what do you guys think about the nuclear war/terrorist attack that is supposed to happen friday.." He also said "No, I am serious, something big is supposed to happen Friday.." Probably lunacy and conspiracy, but [...]

there was a ringing in my ear, sweet-sweet seductive bitter bean that exploits my behavior and eats my brain cavity one neuron at a time, every second of the morning as my insides decay and burn, I can only drink you down every delicious cup.... I am sorry to admit that I drink coffee every weekday.... Starbucks is bad , but I usually drink a cup by 6am..... Caribou coffee is much better, mainly because they originated from Minnesota... I know that I [...]
popcorn lung original article here... Wayne Watson loved microwave popcorn so much he would eat at least two bags each night, breathing in the steam from the just-opened package, until doctors told him it may have made him sick. Watson, whose case of "popcorn lung" is the sole reported case of the disease in a non-factory worker, said he is convinced his heavy consumption of popcorn caused his health problems. In an interview with The Associated Press on Wednesday, the 53-year-old furniture salesman had a message to convey: "America: Read the [...]
according to an article cited on digg.com: "The US Comptroller, the government's top accountant, says the US is risking total bankruptcy if trends continue on 60 minutes segment. The nation incurring a massive debt on the next generation with its present policies. In 30 years time, the US will only have enough money to pay the interest on its debt, with no money for the military." here is the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =KGpY2hw7ao8 related pages: anti americanism , apocalypse , [...]

I definitely do not recommend attempting this , especially in DC traffic, but I figured what the hell.... It all started around noonish last friday when I decided to leave work early to beat the DC Beltway traffic. Boy was I in for a surprise. Because of all the out of state idiots hogging up all four lanes (license plates from Ohio to Ontario all over the highway) traffic was stop and go the whole way home to my fair town of Parkville in North Baltimore. During the 2.5 hour commute I decided to switch my Video [...]
Well readers, it appears that the honey bee is not as important as we think to the continued existence of humanity as we know it.... and I do apologize for the earlier fear mongering, but bee extinction as the cause of an apocalypse was too good to resist. I still am worried about Einstein's prediction that humans would disappear four years after bees did. taken from the orginal here: http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2 007/aug/02/bee_or_not_bee/ Before Europeans brought honeybees to the New World, all plants were [...]
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WO RLD/europe/08/02/arctic.sub.re ut/index.html In a renewed conflict at the North Pole, a Russian submersible battled fiercely with some stubborn capitalist permafrost and ice and finally succeeded in planting a rust-proof titanium Russian flag on the arctic seabed, and taking over all of santa’s secret workshops; My question is, who wants to invest with me in the Antarctic? Real estate is allegedly really cheap, and if al [...]

Interesting article from consumerist.com about U-haul trailers being deadly . thanks consumerist for the article and the picture. Technorati Tags: consumerist , uhaul , deadly , crash , potd , picture related pages: pic of the day , STOP THE MADNESS pic of the day , STOP THE MADNESS
OMG. Fourfour has to see this. I L.O.V.E. it so much. Found via http://www.ep.tc, this video is hott. The best thing I've seen in a long while. According to Ethan Persoff at ep.tc. this is an anti-drug commercial sponsored by the white house. It was created in 1985, and is, wait for it... STARRING: New Edition, LaToya Jackson, (a very young) Whitney Houston, Nancy Reagan, David Hasselhoff, Kim Fields, Herb Alpert, Casey Kasem, Arnold Schwarzenegger -- many others. With special guest appearance by Boogaloo Shrimp [...]