Bloody hell, this pre-pubic punnage is harder work than going up the Shard by stairs: In other news, how is The Saturdays' attempts to break America through the medium of reality TV series going? THE Saturdays’ TV show following the girls trying to crack America has been canned — leaving their hopes of US stardom in tatters. The singers failed to secure a second series of Chasing The Saturdays during talks with execs at channel E! in LA. Insiders said bosses pulled the plug [...]
Although it is only a bit after 10, I have already had a busy morning in contrast to yesterday's day of sloth. I woke up at 6:30 to the sound of raindrops, came downstairs, went to get the papers then read both of them. When I was finished, I went upstairs and changed my bed. As I unfurled the bottom sheet, a sock flew out of the corner, the missing sock to one of the few pairs I have without holes. I never throw socks away. I always figure the shoe hides the holes. I then finished the bed, got [...]
1990s pop star Robbie Williams - check your grandma's Wikipedia edits if you don't recognise the name - has finally joined Status Quo and Cliff Richard in the day room to moan about the young people at Radio One : He branded the Breakfast Show host a “b******” for not playing his tracks – because the singer’s too old. During his set at London’s Grosvenor House, Robbie said: “I did the Brits and started singing, ‘Hey-ho, here we go’ to a bunch of industry people and they were all just like, ‘F*** off, you’re fat [...]
As you'll know, JLS have split into a million pieces. And now America is calling. Gordon reports that Aston is getting ready : FORMER JLS singer prepares to launch his new career in the United States by... Learning all the State capitals? Converting pounds into dollars? Investigating taking citizenship? No, silly. That isn't how you prepare to launch a career in America. FORMER JLS singer prepares to launch his new career in the United States by eating a super-sized candyfloss Yes, that's right. Perhaps Homeland Security have introduced a [...]
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Anton Zaslavski, better known as Zedd , has established himself as one of the most talented producers in EDM. The German talent gained recognition by doing official remixes for Skrillex and Lady Gaga , and since then has only received increasing amounts of praise from other artists. Lately, every song Zedd has been putting out has been nothing short of excellent. Releases like "Clarity" and "Spectrum" have been two of the most impacting songs in dance music. A few days ago, Zedd gave us a quick look at his newest release. He has previewed [...]
We just did a feature on Koreless, and then he comes out with this. This is truly in a league of it's own. Every now and then I find a song I really enjoy. Rarely do I find a song that is so utterly different that I have to listen to it 5 or 6 [...]
Liam Gallagher has got a problem : Liam said: “This tramp kept hassling me at my house. “I know he’s been a problem for other people round our way. He was ringing on our buzzer early in the morning and kept asking if I would pay for his pay-as-you-go phone. Proper mad. “The final straw was when he started messing with my recycling bins. I’m a bit anal about my recycling and he ended up shoving his crutches in my bin. “I came out and squared up to him and he [...]
HOORAY! Hooray! It's a public holiday! Today in the UK it's the snazzily titled Early May Bank Holiday, and it looks like the sun has got his hat on too. And while I was rooting around looking for my emergency lagers, a clean pair of shorts, and the matches to light the barbecue, I also unearthed a Bank Holiday playlist I made a few years back, so I thought I'd share. Happy holidays, everyone!
Liam Gallagher. Well known for writing verbal cheques that bounce, and I fear this one will prove equally valueless , but he's threatening to quit if... something: He said: “If we’re barking up the wrong tree with this record, I don’t know if I can be ar*ed with barking up it again. “I’ll never be a plumber, I’ll never be a fashion designer. “Maybe I’d just sail off into the distance and enjoy my life, instead of worrying about what some spotty little t*** from Hastings thinks about the record.” Oh, people's poet, [...]
Stream: Mikal Cronin - MCII Mikal Cronin is bringing out the first truly summer ready album of the year. All of the songs embrace a brand of pop rock that will get your body moving and ready for the sun. Cronin clearly knows what he is doing with these songs as they feel beautifully full and warm just like the season they clearly embrace. Most importantly they are fun without losing the personality that can come from making music like this, while still having that dance happy tempo to them and soft instrumentation [...]
Caroline McGuire meets Little Mix : Leigh-Anne: A lot of girls tell us we’re their inspiration and role models and that is just from us being ourselves. I think parents see us as their kids’ role models as well because of the inspirational lyrics that we write. Maybe that’s part of it — they love Change Your Life out there because of the message it has. We’ve had parents come up and thank us for giving their children someone to look up to. That’s an amazing feeling. Really? Really ? -- [...]
For the first time since their cashback, sorry, comeback, it's possible to feel sorry for The Stone Roses: They've got Liam Gallagher troubles : A source close to both camps said: “It’s all gone a bit sour recently with Liam and The Roses. There was an ugly incident in Dubai when Liam said a few things that were totally out of order. It didn’t go down well at all. “Ian, John and Reni are all low-profile lads and don’t subscribe to aggro of any sort. “They were also getting a little bit p***ed [...]

Chester's The Suns have one of our favourite songs- Hollows Bridge. From the first hit on the drums, that guitar sets you right on a beach, and the rockabilly-surf ambiance kicks in. It's a truly unique sound with hints of the band's influences. The Suns graciously answered some questions for AMBY, so have a peek where we talk about reverb, movies based on the band, crowd surfing, and tattoos! AMBY: How would you describe The Suns' sound to those unfamiliar with your music? The Suns: [...]
As ever, credit where it's due. The headline on Gordon's story about R Kelly being too scared to get into a plane is good: I Believe I Can Fly ...but I won’t It's not all bad. -- Visit No Rock & Roll Fun to comment, complain and kvetch
Liam Gallagher has opened negotiations for an Oasis comeback : he said: “Listen, it’ll happen when it happens, but it ain’t a f***ing game — it’s the real deal. “I read a lot of people going, ‘Oh, it’s just a blag, innit? So they can get some more noughts on their big f***ing comeback.’ “But I’m still me and he’s gonna be him. “I ain’t changing for a million f***ing pounds... I might do it for £30million.” So, an opening of thirty million. I'm suggesting a kickstarter to raise forty million, [...]

Cabezas rodantes en el video de "Handshake". Two Door Cinema Club sigue en la promoción de su exitoso segundo álbum de estudio Sun, y ahora lanzan el video de su siguiente sencillo "Handshake". En el extraño video vemos a la banda, o más bien, sus cabezas, utilizadas como bolas de boliche en un torneo que lleva en fanatismo a un nuevo nivel. Aquí el video:
Time for new visual material for all fans of indie pop trio TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB. The group just hared their latest music video for the track Handshake. After Sleep Alone, Sun and Next Year this is already the fourth single from last year's sophomore longplayer Beacon. And it's another one which the fans might The post Two Door Cinema Club unveil "Handshake" music video appeared first on Nothing But Hope And Passion - NBHAP - Music Magazine & more .

There's a story from Jack Royston on Bizarre today that has lead the MSPaint whizzes at The Sun to come up with this, erm, image: Apparently, then Liam got so drunk he tried to ride a dog. Although for some reason the newspaper has photoshopped him trying to shag the back of a dog's head. He also tried to do a runner from the pub, Ye Olde White Bear in Hampstead And Highgate's trendy Hampstead, before settling the bill: The manager, who asked not to be [...]
Last night was cold, and today is chilly though the sun is warm. I envy Fern who is sprawled on the mat by the front door in the sun. Her fur is hot to the touch. Cats know how to live. My tulips have bloomed. Their bright red is eye-catching. The hyacinths are pink and white and purple and are in the front garden where everyone can see them. My neighbor called and thanked me. She said she looks out her front window often to see how beautiful the colors in the garden are. I only [...]
Gordon Smart wants us to believe that Lady GaGa has been working through a Top gear box set while she's been unwell. Alright, then. If you say so. -- Visit No Rock & Roll Fun to comment, complain and kvetch