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Simon wanted to crown him, so America was going to crown Adam's [backside] tonight. And then the voting results came in. And then the commentary began... In a show that had the return of BEWBS, a plethora of jaunty hats (in multiple colors, no less), and Alexis Grace's return in thigh high Boots with a "Y'ALL MY PUSSY'S HANGING OUT" skirt (and bless her for that), the end game was all about the results. And yes - Kris Allen FTW. Surveying the response, it is... colorful. [...]

We start out this week at Speidi's place. Heidi's dad, not her stepdad, her real dad Tim is coming in town. He's a 'real deal cowboy' and he's never met any of her boyfriends before. He was mad when they got fake married before. Heidi jokes that he'll probably be bringing his gun. Spencer is worried, rightfully so The White Tie Affair is shooting a video and Audrina and her coworker are there to help out. Audrina reminds us that the guitarist hit it off with Stephanie and Audrina thinks Chris the singer was [...]

Lauren, Audrina and Lo are out and Lo is excited for her new job at Smashbox. Audrina worked there three years ago, and she's excited for Lo. JustinBobby heard about Hawaii and he's pissed, but Audrina isn't answering his calls. LC is proud of her. I'm sure it'll last... LC and Stephanie are out to eat and Steph is wearing heels to impress Kelly, but Lauren says she can do flats. Steph is so0000oooo stressed about work, her fake job, that she needs to go on a manhunt. Lauren laughs at her and sez [...]

LC and Audrina are back in LA shopping, and LC wants to know if Audrina is going to Frankie's BBQ. Audrina isn't sure yet, she hasn't talked to Brody since Hawaii. LC heard that Brody told Jade and they've been fighting for days. Jayde is also not happy with Audrina. Rightfully so, but Audrina tries to say that she's single. Heidi and Kimberly walking to work and Heidi says that she found a text on Spencer's phone from Stacie wanting to know if he's going to the bar. Kimberly acts shocked and Heidi thinks [...]

As promised last week the girls show up to crash the boys party. Brody is so relaxed by the pool he says he can't open his eyes. And what do you know, the girls come around the corner. Brody wants to know why they are there. The girls say that they knew they'd miss them too much. Brody isn't even mad, he was just curious why they came. Audrina suggests shots and Brody is more than happy to join in. So BrodyBro and AnonoBro are surfing and Lo, LC and some other Bro decide [...]

We start out this week with Audrina and Lauren at Big Wangs. No really, that's the name of the bar. They talk about some good times they've had there in the past. This leads to them talking about boys and Audrina says she hasn't been dating since JustinBobby. Oh man, I hope we get to see Justin Bobby this episode. Audrina says that she always jumps from relationship to relationship and she's happy with being single now. Lauren tells her its okay for her to date, and Audrina asks Lauren if she sees any boys that are her type to [...]

We start out this week with Stephanie going to visit Spencer, and she let's herself in saying the door was unlocked. Spencer says, just because the door wasn't locked doesn't mean come in if you aren't invited. Oooh burn. Steph wants to know if he's heard from Heidi, and Spencer says no. Steph says she got a text from Heidi saying that she saw Colby and wants to know if Spencer knows who that is. Spencer says it was her high school boyfriend, and her mom loved him. Steph wants to know if Spencer has seen the bartender anymore and [...]

We start off this week at Stephanie's. Spencer comes banging on her door. He says that what he has to say won't take long. Spencer starts yelling at her for bringing Heidi to Lauren's party when she wasn't invited. Stephanie points out that didn't mean he had to go out and get drunk and fight people. Spencer says that has nothing to do with this. I disagree, but ok, let's hear it Spence. He starts going off on his loyalty thing again and says that Steph didn't have to show Heidi the text, and she wasn't acting loyal to the [...]

We're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ack! LC says this is the last one, but we'll see. Join me again after the jump for the nonsesne. We actually start this week with Heidi and Stephanie having lunch, and Stephanie looks different. I can't exactly tell what it is but something is off. Apparently Lauren's birthday is coming up and Lo is throwing her a surprise party. Heidi didn't get an invite and is surprised since her and Lauren have been talking and texting. Uh What? I guess they have been talking since the finale. Stephanie tells Heidi to come [...]

Hey, it's Tuesday already. Whaddyaknow. If you're here for the liveblog (the both of you) then it will be going live at 8pm. You can access it by clicking below: Click Here If you are here for the weekly Roundtable preview, then I highly suggest that you click this here jump button... Matt_T: This theme week is usually my favorite of the season. We get to see the singers do something current rather than [...]

Hello, all. I know that you've missed the roundtable with all of your hearts and souls, haven't you? Did you join us for the impromptu live-blog last night? Of course not! Because we did it on a whim with no promotion! HUZZAH! Oh the quips and platitudes that you missed out on! Lucky for you, we're back with the American Idol Roundtable this year and, like Idol itself, we've made some changes to the panel. We'd like to welcome long-time commenter and recent recapper DougOLis to the fold. HI DOUG! So, if you're a masochist that likes things that go [...]

Our show, which has sent many a psychoanalyist into a Freudian-tizzy about Oedipus complexes, is coming to a wrap with the Final Decisions. Will the Boys act like Men or will they give in to their mother's wishes? And what stunt will Mrs. B pull out this time? Find out... after the jump. The Dates After a two minute recap of the previous five shows, JoJo gets the embarrassing treatment of the week. Since Mrs.B refused to pick either girl last [...]

After an episode in which JoJo's mom Mrs.B took helicopter parenting to a whole new level, each Boy is off to the Virgin Islands with his Momma and his top three girls (well, save for JoJo, since his Momma said no girl was good enough - he only gets two). This week, NBC's Promo Guy has hinted Erica will tell of her sordid past, Mrs.B will call it hell, and every mother will tell her son he is making a terrible choice. How will the son's respond? Learn - after the jump... [...]

It is a train-wreck of a dating show, complete with stereotypes and oddball challenges. Sounds like it is right up my alley! Join me after the jump for a review of Momma's Boys, where three single guys - and their mothers - attempt to find them love, all while embarrassing themselves in front of the cameras. First, a quick recap of the guys and their moms (from left to right): JoJo Bojanowski (Mother: Khalood ( normally called Mrs. B ) JoJo [...]

We start this week with Heidi back at work with Kimberly talking with Brent Bolthouse about an event they have planned. Brent asks what Heidi and Kimberly did on their vacations. Kimberly went to Hawai'i and Heidi tells Brent about getting married in Mexico. Brent looks shocked, and isn't really sure what to say. I expect a lot of those reactions. Even if it was a fake marriage. Lauren and Loo head to a salon to get hair and make up done before a black tie event that evening. Lo is excited since they [...]

We open this week with Spencer and Heidi arriving in Mexico. Heidi says its nice to get out of the city for a while, but she wonders why. Spencer says their relationship works better when its just the two of them, no one trying to tear them apart. Heidi says this is one of his best surprises. Wow, I guess this one does beat his surprise when he brought home an arcade game. Spencer says its gooing to be even more memorable. I BET THEY GET MARRIED! Off to People's Revolution. Whitney gets a [...]

We start this week at People's Revolution. Kelly calls Whitney up and says she ran in to someone with Diane Von Furstenberg who said they needed someone to do press in house for them. And when they said that Kelly thought about her. The job is in NY and Kelly would hate to lose her, but Whitney's done great work at People's Revolution and it would be a great job for Whitney. Whitney agrees. Lauren is over at Audrina's place. Audrina's glad that they are hanging out. Lauren likes what she's done with the [...]

Lo and Lauren are talking about Audrina. Lauren's not mad any more, she's just bummed. Lo says that it seems like Audrina was more concerned about JB than Lauren. Lo asks what it would take for Lauren to forgive her, and Lauren says for her to actually be sorry and apologize Audrina is talking with Chiara at work. Audrina tells her about the incident with Lauren at the bar. Audrina says it wasn't a discussion, it was a yelling match. Chiara wants to know what JB's excuse was. She says 'phone charger blah blah [...]

Some quick news this week before the recap. Heidi and Spencer eloped and got married. MTV can't be happy they did that without it being for their cameras. I wonder how long it will take for this event to show up on the show. We start this week with Audrina and her work buddy. Audrina says she's had a crappy week, a friend of a friend told her that JB and LC hooked up. Audrina says she called her when she first heard and Lauren said she has no idea what she's [...]

At People's Revolution Lauren asks Whitney if she's heard from Jay. Whitney's heard from him and Lauren is jealous of her cute NY fairytale. Laurent tells Whitney about Holly staying there. Whitney likes Holly, because she's Heidi without Spencer. JB and Audrina are out at a date in Venice Beach. Audrina says its not at all like Hollywood. JB says this is his side of things. JB wants to go to Mexico and Audrina says they need to to make up for Cabo. She said he should bring his surfboard. They go down to [...]