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For the good of the blog, I had to. What's up with that fine white people hair? Sources close to me on the couch are saying that "it will fall out and then become nappy....eventually". Even though I hate dissing Jigga for his Joe Camel face swag....this baby is pretty damn cute. What is the under/over on her first record deal? I'm saying 10 years old.

Barack Odrama went semi-HAM last night and showed off his greatest skill, speech. His main emphasis was obviously on creating new jobs through renewable energies and he gladly acknowledged the extermination of Bin Laden and most of his high ranking Al-Qaeda officials. He mentioned a new economy that is "built to last" and a stronger middle class "that will never bail out a financial institution ever again." Barry inherited some serious problems when he took office but he sure has helped out college students with increasing financial aid and has an impressive approach to our [...]

Washington Nationals catcher Wilson Ramos was kidnapped tonight at 6:45 pm from his house 100 miles outside the capital city of Caracas. 4 thugs entered his casa and stole his ass at gunpoint in front of his family. So far there has been no contact to the family by his kidnappers but I'm guessing that's because Ramos has access to his funds and they are going to escort him to the bank in the morning. I have several friends that live in Philly now that left Venezuela for this same reason....violent crimes. I [...]

Joe Paterno has officially announced that he will not return as the head coach of Penn State's football program next year. Like my oldhead Norris says, "if you see something, say something" and that goes double when we're talking about child molestation. Sure, Paterno covered his own ass by informing his boss, Penn State athletic director Tim Curly , of the child abuse incident back in 2002, but he never did anything to ensure that Jerry Sandusky , the alleged pedophile, was removed from all involvement with Penn State. Standing with his hands in his pockets, not getting them dirty, [...]

Like my oldhead Norris says, "if you see something, say something" and that goes double when we're talking about child molestation. Sure, Joe Paterno covered his own ass by informing his boss, Penn State athletic director Tim Curly , of the child abuse incident back in 2002, but he never did anything to ensure that Jerry Sandusky , the alleged pedophile, was removed from all involvement with Penn State. Standing with his hands in his pockets, not getting them dirty, has proved to be the demise of the winningest coach in Division I history. His 46 years [...]

CNN apologizes after playing a song from Lil B when it was clearly the most accurate sounding soundtrack for this old lady. This anchor chick shouldn't be apologizing. She should be declaring "Thank You Based God".

So unless you were out stomping the pavement all day or underground with the cockroaches, you probably are aware that Philadelphia felt the after shock of an earthquake today. It happened around 1:52 PM for about six seconds and people went bananas. Many buildings in Center City evacuated even though by the time you made it away from your desk, the thing had ended. In celebration of the eminent end of days, here is a nice little jingle to help you celebrate. Enjoy The Von Bondies tune "Earthquake", a personal favorite. I hear [...]

The Mayan calendar is the most accurate tool in forecasting natural disasters and changes to the earth. New Jawn was recently conducting cultural studies in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico and visited several Mayan ruins. We found in our studies that the world doesn't revolve around North Philly hip hop or Emo British rock bands but instead the Mayan Calendar. The calendar was created by the Mayans in 500 B.C. to keep track of time and lunar events but has proven to be a superior almanac for eclipses, tsunamis, earthquakes etc. To this day, the calendar that was created thousands of [...]

Finally I side with a Republican bill. Florida Governor Rick Scott signed legislation to drug test all adults applying for Welfare Assistance. GENIUS. United States taxpayers have been supporting drug habits for far too long and Florida is the first state to stop the enabling. I work damn hard for my money and I get the chills thinking that my paid taxes end up in an access card that is being traded for a couple crack rocks. It's bad enough that a percentage of my paycheck pays for wars that I don't agree with. I don't want to pay for [...]

Sergeant Dougherty of the 8th District doesn't understand P hilly gun laws and he shows his "perpetrator" some hospitality; a whole bunch of F bombs and the cement shuffle. The subject tested the Open Carry gun law and recorded the police reaction. Dude was asking for it walking down Frankford Ave with a piece on his hip. Great audio from the incident. You can hear the police in the background making phone calls to see whether Open Carry is legal. Love how when cops find out they're wrong the automatically counter with other charges they can manufacture. [...]

Goodbye, So Long

Summer is here and I hope some of our readers/listeners are planning vacations. If your guap game is lacking then I recommend buying an expensive plane ride to somewhere cheap like South America . CNN opened my eyes today about America and our robot work ethics. Some countries in Europe, by law , provide 4-6 weeks of paid vacation to employees. In the U.S we are lucky to get 2 weeks and would still have to answer emails or return calls. Consequently, never being able to relieve yourself of a tech device. The [...]

Picking a horse to win any of the Triple Crown races is no easy task. There are many things to consider from the track conditions to the jockey. This year New Jawn has the inside scoop. Our buddy Joe Call Jr. has been mucking stalls down in Maryland and he can smell a winner by its stool. Our top four horses are below. Bet any way you want but I recommend the top three in a trifecta. 1.) Dialed In 2.) Animal Kingdom [...]

Wrestling legend Randy Savage has suffered a fatal heart attack while driving this morning. The Macho Man lost control of his vehicle during the attack at approximately at 10am today. Savage's wrestling career spanned about 30 years, most of his fame coming in the WWF during the Miss Elizabeth era. Oooohh yeaaa, she was a babe. Even if wrestling is basically a white trash version of a soap opera, Macho Man's death is still sad news, especially to his fans all over the world. His ventures into acting and music were not as noteworthy as his dominance [...]

Earlier today, Delaware Governor Jack Markell signed a bill making Delaware the 16th American state to legalize medical marijuana . The bill allows state residents of 18 years or older to posses up to six ounces of the nuggy, given they have a certain serious or debilitating condition. First Delaware legalizes civil unions for same sex couples earlier this week, now they legalize the cheeba? They're a far cry from California, but Delaware just stepped their game up big time. Don't forget, they already have that whole no sales tax thing too. Delaware better get building some high [...]

It's that time of year again. Happy Cinco de Mayo to everyone. Cinco de Mayo is often thought of as Mexico's Independence Day , but in fact, it's really more celebrated in the U.S. and regionally in the Mexican state Puebla. May 5th actually is the date that the Mexican army defeated the French in Puebla back in 1862 and now has become a day to celebrate Mexican heritage, not independence. Make sure to get your Corona and Tequlia on heavy tonight and tell a Mexican you love their people.

The White House is still debating on whether to release the images of Osama Bin Laden's corpse but we know they will. There is no doubt they murked Bin Laden in Pakistan but the public didn't get to watch the live footage with Barack. Pretty dope that we have the technology to watch live Navy Seal missions in Southern Asia. That shit should've been on Pay Per View. New Yorkers would've been going nuts at local bars. Hopefully a decent director gets his hands on this script and makes a sick thriller. No MJ. This above image is [...]

Osama Bin Laden is dead and the U.S. has the corpse. CNN and many other news sources have confirmed the death and it will be credited to the Obama administration. Obama will address the union tonight 5/1/11 before midnight. Bin Laden was moving from cave to cave and ended up at some mansion in Islamabad, Pakistan with his family. They killed them too. New Jawn went h.a.m. on twitter to break the news. Follow us ! There is a large crowd building outside The White House this Sunday evening to celebrate.

President Obama gave the opening speech this weekend at the White House Correspondence dinner and he totally clowned Donal Trump . He came out to "I'm a real American" video spoof and then releases his official birth video . 1 min 30 second mark.

Former leader of the notorious rap group 2 Live Crew, Luke Campbell has announced that he plans to run for the Mayor of Miami-Dade county. Luke says his biggest obstacle will be "people taking me seriously". You think? Regardless of how sincere his campaign may be, how can the man who made "Me So Horny" and "Doo Doo Brown" a common phrases be taken seriously as a politician? Luke will have Miami turned into Vegas on a cocaine bender. People of Miami, if this guy does make a legitimate run for office, get out and vote.