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Lady Gaga's "Marry The Night" Scores Bella & Edward's Wedding In 'Twilight' Parody

Lady Gaga's "Marry The Night" Scores Bella & Edward's Wedding In 'Twilight' Parody The Hillywood Show, responsible for the frighteningly good " This Is Gagaween " Lady Gaga parody, have released a new video, and their latest creation mocks Twilight : Breaking Dawn . Besides showing just how ridiculous that movie is (we still refuse to believe that Jacob falls in love with an infant), the vid uses pop songs as its soundtrack: Bella, in bridal wear, starts out singing "I'm gonna marry Edward" to the tune of Gaga's "Marry The Night" , and Pitbull and Ne-Yo's "Give Me Everything" becomes Edward's wedding night serenade. Check it out [...]

Cocaine.

Cocaine. Before: Age 18. After: Age 25. Prediction: DEAD BEFORE 30.

I'm addicted to prostitutes

I'm addicted to prostitutes I ran into Nabo Rawk last night downtown. He asks me how I'm doing. I tell him I quit smoking. He says, "That's great!" I respond, "No doubt, but now I'm addicted to prostitutes." Our conversation was cut short because I had an appointment with Nikki at the Park Plaza Hotel in 10 minutes. I have an addictive personality. If it's not brown liquor, then it's cigs, weed, or a damaged woman to fall in love with. I need to consume anything that releases a shred of an endorphine into my liquor soaked brain. In the [...]

DAD SEES DAUGHTERS DISRESPEKKFUL POAST ON FACEBOOK. FATHER SHOOTS FACEBOOK.

Guy Shoots His Daughter's Laptop!
FUCK THESE FAGGOT ASS KIDS.

Kenny Powers Ain't The Only One Who's Back Motherfuck

Kenny Powers Ain't The Only One Who's Back Motherfuck If you've no clue what I've been up to since September, then you must have missed the perpetual flatulence that my JTTS colleagues have blown in my direction over the past few months. In that event I can only assure you that I was working on a project that's at least half as important as my duty here, which is primarily to remind one and all that any hip-hop recorded after 2001 is guilty until proven innocent. By now it's no secret that the shit-ass Frat Rap Tumblr is nominated for a Phoenix [...]

Earl's Home?

Home
Seems legit to me . Word is, when @ earlxsweat gets 50K followers, he'll be releasing that piece of excellence up there. He's just under 29K as of the time of this post. I need this track, so fuck you, let's go. EDIT OK LAWeekly says it's Earl , but Trenton's own Hodgy Beats says he ain't free . I give up.

A fifth of One Percent

"And that, folks, is how completely f***ing moronic Nielsen ratings are. The fate of one show can be determined by the television watching habits [of] 430 grandfathers who fell asleep watching a crappy procedural." - Dustin Rowles , crunching the math of the infamous Nielson Ratings, which relies on only 25,000 households, out of approximately 115 million households in America to determine TV ratings. To be clear, this isn't a problem with how Nielson runs its business, but rather on the networks and other TV channels relying on Nielson's faulty approach to determine a [...]

OK Go - Needing/Getting [Music Video]

OK Go - Needing/Getting - Official Video
OK Go : Official | Facebook | Twitter WTF OK Go?! What the f)(ck?! I'll stand by my one and only real experience when meeting these dudes and I'll have to say that they're some of the nicest musicians I've ever met in the industry, but by the gods, they're f)(ckin' oddballs. Apparently they're really theater geeks at heart, which explains a lot[nothing against theater geeks. i was one. if i was never in that musical i would of never went to prom w/ my High School dream girl]. Before I [...]

YT THROWS DRINK AT BLACK MANS CAR. BLACK MAN SCREAMS ON YT LIKE JUDGE JUDY. POLICE ARRIVE AND ARREST BLACK MAN.

Video  Wipe Me Down  Man Goes Off On Dude For Throwing Coffee On His Car At The Mall!
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Do you think this chick is hot?

Do you think this chick is hot? Personally.. I am disgusted by her face. She ruined the Dark Knight. How do you try to pass this bitch off as Katie Holmes? I mean honestly.. Her face looks like you can fold it in half and put it in your pocket. I mean, it literally looks like a milky white old catcher's mitt. If I ever wanted to make love to a dude - I would fuck this bitch. She is like the Benjamin Button of actresses... old ass young bitch. I want to put flour on her face and roll out [...]

MISTRESS LISA

Mistress Lisa: Female Hypnotist
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LOSE THE SUPER BOWL? KEEP SHIT MOVIN LIKE A BAWS.

This what I do on a Monday.
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BREAKING NEWS: UTAH DAD HATES ON BLACK HISTORY MUMF.

BREAKING NEWS: UTAH DAD HATES ON BLACK HISTORY MUMF. Josh Powell seen during happier times before he pwnt his seeds irl. Father loves his two sons and attempts to get custody. While that's pending, Popo find child porn on fathers computer. (Yung girls. At least he's not a fag.) Court rejects custody and says he can only see his sons with a supervised counselor. Counselor knocks on door with 2 sons for scheduled visit. Father grabs 2 kids and pushes counselor out the door. While counselor is busy snitchin on niggas on the phone..... [...]

IM DA BES

IMDABES
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HONG KONG COCA COLA FREEZES INSTANTLY. AZNS HAVE A CHEAT CODE FOR EVERYTHING

Self Freezing Coke =)
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DEAR FOOSBALL GAWDS, GIVE THIS FGT A RING

Tom Brady Dancing at Carnival
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MY NEW SPIRITUAL ADVISOR: CHESTER FROM NIAGARA FALLS

mo chester.... lil kids fire chester up!!!
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I WAS PLANNING ON EATING SHROOMS FOR THE SOOPER BOWL, BUT TEH WHITE ZINFANDEL CONVINCED ME TO DO IT THIS MORNING.

I WAS PLANNING ON EATING SHROOMS FOR THE SOOPER BOWL, BUT TEH WHITE ZINFANDEL CONVINCED ME TO DO IT THIS MORNING. No text

2 LIFE LESSONS. YOU CAN'T TURN A WHORE INTO A HOUSEWIFE, AND NEVER EVER EVER EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH A MEXICAN.

Boy Gets Stuck On Stupid For Talking Ish To His Girl! (Drake Arm) Reaction
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Video: Nick Schendzielos from Cephalic Carnage/Job For A Cowboy shows off his funk-jam skills.

Open Hammer Jungle Jams Nick Schendzielos Comedy Slap Bass Funk Warwick Lady Gaga Kittens
It's Friday night, and you've got to ask yourself one question - why wouldn't you want to watch a video of Job For A Cowboy and Cephalic Carnage's bass player, Nick Schendzielos , pretending to be in a jungle and knocking out some solo funk jams on his bass? You're at home on a Friday night. What else you gonna do? Watch Nick Schendzielos from Cephalic Carnage/Job For A Cowboy behave...strangely: No, we're not [...]
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