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Generation Y. I don't remember the First Gulf War, but sneer at people who never used floppy disks.tin wrote:Ooh, and Guns and Roses and Bob Jovi.bigglesworth wrote:Ah, the famous musician born Robert Bongiovi, better known as Bob Jovi.
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Ahhh the internet, where a spelling error will haunt you for the remainder of your days.
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As much as I try to distance myself from Miley Cyrus exposure, Bob Jovi reminds me of the interview where she said she hates pop music, and listens to "stuff people have never heard of... like Bob Iver."
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lol!
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more in bizzare omg, dept.
Next time someone complains about your habit of using a cellphone in the movie theater, just casually tell him this story of a man who got stabbed with a tagged #meatthermometer" class="autolink">meat thermometer after making a similar complaint.It was 9:00 PM on a Saturday night and people were watching Shutter Island in a Lancaster movie theater when a man started whining that a woman seated near him was talking on her cellphone. He thought his concerns were well-received when he noticed the woman and her two fellows get up and leave. The next thing he knew though, he had a meat thermometer sticking out of his neck, courtesy of one of the men.
The complainer has been hospitalized and the stabber has not been caught. So be careful about what you say in a movie theater. [LA Times via Boing Boing]
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That's insane!
This morning I was appalled by this clip of a bunch of women in France going hungry lioness all over some sweaters in H&M. We're talking knock-down wild stampede. It's disgusting. http://www.dlisted.com/node/36407 -
human species is doom. I am telling ya.
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Yes... save the delicious dolphins!
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funny gif.
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i'm emailing that gif to my boss right now...
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TrolololoMEOW
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Google and Viacom blend high-profile copyright suits with extreme profanity, as nature intended
You know what I'm interested in? Copyright lawsuits.
And profanity.
Lucky for me, Google and Viacom have provided both today, in the form of a series of emails released through the discovery process in Viacom's billion-dollar lawsuit against YouTube. In these emails, the two companies take turns cussin' and spittin' and swearin' about each other. Hilarity ensues. Ars Technica rounds up some of the highlights.
# Viacom complains that YouTube employees "sneered at rights holders as 'copyright bastards' and 'a-holes.'
# Google retorts that Viacom can't complain about this language, and it quotes numerous Viacom execs to make its point. Sample outbursts include, "fuck you, you Google bastards," "bastards at Google are harassing me," and the eloquent "fuck those mother fuckers."
# A Viacom VP even complained about the "fucking assholes" at YouTube--because the company "enforced its repeat-infringer policy concerning a Viacom marketing account that had received multiple take-down notices from Viacom's legal department." The lulz, they are here in spades.
# Viacom top brass wrote e-mails with more exclamation points than my niece would even consider decent. They also had what Google calls an "obsession" with buying YouTube.
# Case in point: "I WANT TO OWN YOUTUBE. I think it's critical, and if it goes to a competitor.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That was from MTV Networks head Judy McGrath.
# Viacom CEO Tom Freston wrote, "If we get UTube... I wanna run it." McGrath responded, "You'll have to kill me to get to it first." -
ThinkGeek's Best Ever Cease-and-Desist Letter on Monday June 21, @07:17PM
from the good-source-of-sparkle dept.
ThinkGeek, sister company to Slashdot, received a meticulously researched (except on one point) 12-page cease-and-desist letter from the National Pork Board. What had the meat lobbyists up in arms was an April Fools product from the TG catalog: Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat, whose copy included the line "the new white meat." The NPB figured this was confusingly similar to their trademarked "the other white meat" (an advertising slogan the pork industry is considering retiring anyway). Geeknet, parent company of Thinkgeek and Slashdot, issued a press release apologizing for any confusion; you can read it on ThinkGeek's site (PDF), because the newswires refused to distribute it for some reason. Oh, and ThinkGeek has no intention of taking down the protected parody.
http://idle.slashdot.org/story/10/06/21/2229247/ThinkGeeks-Best-Ever-Cease-and-Desist-Letter
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I don't quite understand how anyone can stay a Christian after reading the Bible. It's badly written Jesus fan-fic, co-authored by Abraham Z. Brite and Moses Pacione. I'd call it slash-fic, except there isn't enough sex in it.
by MysteriousPreacher (702266) on Tuesday October 12, @01:41PM (#33873140) a class="user_journal_display" title="Friday August 10 2007,God's chosen and righteous man, Lot, having drunken sex with his two daughters not hot enough for you?
Check out Ezekiel 23:20-21.
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
It's not exactly a Mills & Boon romance, but I reckon it's enough to get a priest's wang wobbling.
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Glasses Purge 3rd D From Films
Posted
by
CmdrTaco
@12:18PM">on Friday April 01, @12:18PM
from the puke-reduction-engaged dept.
After watching
in the theater and nearly losing my lunch, not from
the low-brow hijinx, but instead from the motion sickness, I've already put my
in for the De-3D Cinema Glasses that
ThinkGeek started selling today. I'm pretty sure that 3D movies are conspiracy between the
,
Dramamine, and Film industries to drive up ticket prices and dinner, so I
hope these work half as well as advertised. And please note that ThinkGeek and Slashdot share corporate so if you got a problem with that, complain a whole bunch in the comments while loading our banner ads.
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squashed said:You know... with the way Firefox has been and from what I hear from some people on IE9, this comic could be very very wrong. I think Opera should have been behind all of them, in a shadow, just smiling....
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