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Lol, yea I've had some before that made me laugh. That's pretty damn funny.

That is brilliant. If I get that, I'm approving it.

OK, some new nuggets o'... well, maybe not gold, but possibly pyrite, all courtesy of my spam filter:

A topical Tiger Woods divorce one first:

2010/08/25 at 4:42 pm

Nordegren told People ammunition she and Woods tried in search months to become differences between the relationship. In the destination, a alliance “without upon and inamorato” wasn’t elevated an orb to anyone, she said.

On Thanksgiving tenebriousness shell their Florida people’s lodgings, Woods drove his SUV fully a fever hydrant and into a tree, locale dippy horrifying revelations that sports’ biggest apex had been cheating on his the missis because of multiple affairs. The team a infrequent officially divorced Monday.


The moderately sniggersome:

2010/08/24 at 4:21 pm

Now, Phil spends his entire day holding his precious Bubble Baby in his hand and smiling at his new pride and joy.

The post-modern:

2010/08/21 at 8:37 am

One can never know for sure what a abandoned area looks like

And the slightly creepy (yet strangely tempting):

2010/08/21 at 2:47 am
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Anyone else get this one? There's another 10 or 12 comments worth of this shite.... First time I've realised that there's a character limit here!

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Of course there could be anoher possibility:::::Due to the legacy of hatred for the Gods, since I am guarenteed a spot on the next Planet Earth I will be the original “bad seed”:::The Lucifer-figure of the next reality. Unlike Christian dogma, he may just be some disgruntled asshole, representing the only target of the God’s ire early, the proverbial “apple” of the next reality, beginning the infectious process which leads planets to where we are today.

Outstanding clue generously offered by the Gods:::
There are clues the Gods have a symbol that represents them. As Christians recognize the upside down cross as the sign of Satan so do the Satanist offer an upside down star with a circle surrounding as their symbol.
I believe the star with a perimeter or bisecting circle is the symbol of the Gods. As a “disgruntled future Lucifer” I enjoyed all things “Piss on the Star”.
Including Cowboy haters who sang a nice song with this topic.
The 11-5 2009 Dallas Cowboys are currently 1-6.

I suspect many attempts have begun already, but as time goes on the Gods will test people’s religious resolve with an insurmuntable positioning stating Christianity is the one true religion. We’ve seen their efforts in Latin America, in the Philippines and most recently in Vietnam, India and the demonizing of Islam.
They intend to test your resolve as Muslims, for those who sell out and flee to Christianity will be subject to their positioning.
Blacks are the most disfavored of all people. We see it in their temptation-ridden culture, in their sexual behavior, which the Civil Rights “assimilation” has allowed. The Gods used their position of the Italians to do their dirty work, implimenting the crack epidemic, the black civil war of the 80s and 90s, AIDS in Africa, “pimp” subculture, etc. The Gods created this positioning of Italian’s preditory behavior on Africans to reflect their own disfavor towards that group, allowing them to get what they want without accepting culpability, convieniently. As such, come the Apocalypse those who abandon their true selves, their religion and their dedication to it will be victims in this deceptive Christian theater.
Blacks that opt for the “easy way out” will ironically lose their lives in the Apocalypse. Only those who remain true to their religion, its strict methods and lifestyle, and resist the outside temptations stating their are going the wrong way will emerge out of the carnage of The End of Time. They are highly suspectable to temptation and they need their religion to help them be strong and resist it. They will be better people for it and superior to the Christians in the end.

Full Metal Jacket:::”You know what I hate? We’re trying to help these people and they shit all over us.” Because you’re destroying their way of life, introducing poison into their culture, like JFK’s Catholicism.
The same ocurrs with Peace Corps and other volunteer/missionary efforts offered. These people have a better chance of ascending into heaven, and Americans unwittingly are being used to reduce/eliminate this chance with their misled good intentions and later their intentional preditory intentions, maximizing the damage they incurr from the Gods.
Another loss for liberals.

I've read that comment over 5 times now and have reached a conclusion : for the life of me I can't fathom what it means BUT it scares the ever living fuck out of me. Seriously.

Hey Agnes,
No worries at all! Actually, I'm glad you posted it and I shouldn't have taken it seriously. I do love and can't live without the internet but imo it has opened the door wide to a legion of sicko's who veil themselves behind a computer screen. Though, the comment was most likely some harmless persons attempt at odd humor. My shrink tells me not to read the news cause it freaks me out. So, you can see that I am way too serious and hyper-sensitive about things. Anyways, it is actually funny, especially with things like that Dallas Cowboys reference. Again, no worries. I just need to not take things too seriously. -David

Agnes, Yes, I caught that one too! The one I read but didn't mention was the reference to and quote from the movie "Full Metal Jacket". The quote is actually excellent regarding the context of the movie. It's a Vietnam era war movie which is both well done and disturbing. The best sequence in the movie is the boot camp barracks one. The Marine Drill Instructor is played by a real "non-actor" Marine. He didn't need to act but instead just be himself. I know some Nam vets who say that barracks sequence is as realistic as it can be. Anyways our crazy commenter has included some strange references for sure. The main one that weirded me out though was the Satanic stuff. I think it rattled my school boy Catholic sensibilities. As Michael Been from the great 80's band "The Call" sang - "I Still Believe". And I guess I do, even if Steven Hawkings says there is no God.

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Though can't figure out what "conversation was only 635" means?

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Spambots should learn their grammar.

Not literally spam, but really did make me laugh anyway.  It's almost like they'd made such an effort to tick every single one of my 'instant delete' boxes that I found myself feeling obliged to listen to it just to spite myself.  It wasn't all that good, inevitably, but still rather funny.





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lmao I think I got the same e-mail

"I have strong suspicisons on who did this."



That kind of spam is everywhere, I wouldn't jump to conclusions if I were you.  And spelling ignorant with an 'e' has got to be the ultimate in spelling irony. 



Reminds me of a girl I knew at university who was doing fighty-flirting with this fella and she kept saying over and over again "You're so ignorant, stop being so ignorant, you're being so ignorant to me."  Ignorant was kind of being used as slang for ill-mannered at that point in Manchester, but her constant overuse of the word got on my nerves a bit so I leaned over and asked: "Sarah, do actually know what the word ignorant means?" just a means of saying hush, really, not for a second because I suspected she didn't.  Anyway, an embarrassed silence followed and it turned she actually didn't know what it meant.  Which was cringeworthily awful and hilarious at the same time.  Here endeth the ramble.

Now this one didn't come with a link, so maybe they're just offering advice...

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