Bizarre and random ways that people find your site...
  • bethannebethanne
    well, i haven't posted for seven hours, so far so good.

    i'm gonna have to take another break next month - my friends (who are in a band) are coming up to stay at my place for the night and that weekend i'm taking off of the blog, but i'll have people keeping it up. this vacation the blog isn't being updated.
  • diyrockstar // jeffdiyrockstar // jeff
    We need to have a pool of people who fill in for other people while they are gone. Like a substitute-Blogger service.
  • diyrockstar // jeffdiyrockstar // jeff
    We all know what you will be up to that weekend, Bethanne... ; )
  • bethannebethanne
    hahaha. yes.

    i'm excited. the few days will give me the head start to start cleaning my apartment. haha (i do keep my apartment neat, but i want to make the place immaculate.)
  • diyrockstar // jeffdiyrockstar // jeff
    "immaculate"- a word only used in real estate.

    what band is it? something we may have heard of?
  • bethannebethanne
    i can't tell on this board. don't want the wrong people looking.

    i'll tell you in confidentiality though.
  • diyrockstar // jeffdiyrockstar // jeff
    diyrockstar@gmail.com

    I love confidentiality, it makes me feel cool.
  • dilviedilvie
    haha, as expected, I'm getting tons of traffic from shemale searches.
  • bethannebethanne
    yeah, i love it too. makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
  • diyrockstar // jeffdiyrockstar // jeff
    you love which? confidentiality or shemales? hahaha. :P
  • bethannebethanne
    confidentiality.
  • dilviedilvie
    Shemales are funny. My sister-in-law works with one. When the shemale was hired, she came home complaining that she was no longer the "prissy princess".

    hahaha
  • kissatlantakissatlanta
    I think the best way people find my site is by searching google images for "asshole". Among the top two rows you'll see a picture of a girl from one of the first articles I ever wrote... one of two Asshole Awards I gave out.

    Give it a shot... search google images for asshole (and if you're feeling extra frisky... turn off the safe-search feature.)
  • tim - thefaceoftodaytim - thefaceoftoday
    today's searches ....

    "sit on my face"

    "does that make me crazy song from uk"

    "make up on to suite your face"

    what am i doing wrong!
  • tim - thefaceoftodaytim - thefaceoftoday
    we also got one on the contrast for ...

    "what is a quadruped" ... see we do do education.
  • bethannebethanne
    today's enjoyment:

    "fever cured cowbell"

    "mantranga there's a lot in here"

    "go team blog"
  • SayAnythingSyndromeSayAnythingSyndrome
    The funniest one I ever got was someone that typed in...

    "insane girlfriend syndrome"...

    into Google. I happen to be the third result, after "Battered-woman syndrome has achieved the most success", and "The Iron Fist and Abused GM Syndrome "

    To be honest, I was slightly disturbed.
  • bethannebethanne
    newly discovered: "hi i'm stewie griffin beating up my dad"
  • guanoboyguanoboy
    just today:

    clean out system prunes

    wonder how disapointed they were?

    lmao
  • bethannebethanne
    "what does 'dirt off your shoulder' mean?"

    "myspace sad faces"
  • mike green lightsmike green lights
    fancy dress eurovision

    the best party album in the world

    Tenderness is the plight of the weaker
  • Dave RawkblogDave Rawkblog
    hah

    is Bethanne posting Jay-Z?
  • BillRocksClevelandBillRocksCleveland
    "how many rockstar drinks does it take to get buzzed?"

    Does anyone know the answer? If by rockstar drinks this person meant pabst, high life, or stroh's, then maybe I could give an answer.
  • mike green lightsmike green lights
    "I'll be back later - to send to a friend"

    "rough bunnies"

    Rough bunnies!!!!
  • bethannebethanne
    i haven't even posted jay-z on my blog!

    but i think on monday, i'm going to because i got that search result. :)
  • BurningOakBurningOak
    "dave grohl found dead 17th may 2006"

    I come in after Brooklyn Vegan and a handful of others, but I'm in there lol. Glad as hell it's not true, too.
    --
    Also I've noticed my site's name gets me a lot of these:

    "music for burning for free"
    ----
    "sultry podcast" links to a post regarding Contrast Podcast I put up
    ---
    "police academy 1 micheal winslow"
  • I'mJustSayin...KyleI'mJustSayin...Kyle
    Can anyone offer insight into why i'm receiving mad traffic from a yahoo result for an apparently broken video from my archives? I seriously get many, many referrals from this address per day and I thought it would just go away eventually... but alas it continues to be a major force in my exploding popularity among roaming internet bots.
  • bethannebethanne
    i'm wondering the same thing because a lot of my hits that i've been getting for a long while come from a link that i posted to a black dice video. and many of them come from yahoo! and it's nuts. it drives me up the wall.

    but i'm not complaining. also today, i've gotten fifteen hits from the search term "songs remind of spring!"
  • sean gramophonesean gramophone
    i don't normally follow these, but i noticed this and liked it:

    michael jordans favorite song when he was a kid
  • itsatrapitsatrap
    FYI Mike Medicine: Rough Bunnies are a Swedish indie act
  • mike green lightsmike green lights
    ah ha -they must be mentioned in a guest post someone did for me
  • bethannebethanne
    "clever titles for a big project"

    and.....go!
  • loudersoftloudersoft
    i finally get to add this to the thread

    google search for "listen to the rose in napoleon dynamite" brings up my post about rose melberg

    !!$(*&!%*($!*(
  • Dave RawkblogDave Rawkblog
    anything that leads to Rose Melberg works for me
  • Dave RawkblogDave Rawkblog
    "UCLA hipster"

    first link. *sigh*
  • bethannebethanne
    okay, which one of you kids searched for "colin meloy vitamin water"? haha!

    another search term: "music that is awesome" - NO DUH!!

    and then "last comic standing 4 music" - what the shit?
  • diyrockstar // jeffdiyrockstar // jeff
    I actually searched for that colin meloy thing. You said that he "unofficially backed it" and wanted to see what was up.
  • bethannebethanne
    hahahahaha!

    image
  • benlovesmusicbenlovesmusic
    'Revive' vitamin water is the cat's ass. I love that stuff.
  • bethannebethanne
    that's my favorite flavor too. (yeah, colin got me into vitamin water. I'LL ADMIT IT!)

    the perform stuff is really good too. (mmm...lemon lime)

    50's vitamin water sucks though. grape is not a good flavor unless it's kool-aid.
  • SayAnythingSyndromeSayAnythingSyndrome
    More or less every one of my hits is now from someone searching for Jamie T lyrics. Frustrating? Extremely, but due to the brilliance of his music, I'll let it slide.
  • 111111
    This is weird and I don't know what it is.
  • Mike MineoMike Mineo
    eric, I get those a lot too. I think it is just a feed collector so that site gets in traffic/money.
  • oakroomoakroom
    Oh boy, I am the fifth site in a yahoo search for "slut neighbors" !
  • BillRocksClevelandBillRocksCleveland
    I've got a new favorite. "Cleveland sure does rock."

    It sounds like something I would say, but I swear I didn't type that search myself.
  • Sean AReminderSean AReminder
    "speedos with no drawstrings"

    how random.
  • bethannebethanne
    "the killers' bling" hahaha
  • olneyceolneyce
    "marriage with biopolar disorder"

    heartache why doesn´t he love me?


    i get lots like that second one.
  • squashedsquashed
    Not really strange, visitor via elbo.ws, searching for artist/Sufjan Stevens/

    Gaborone , South-East , Botswana

    I am impressed with Sufjan Steven, might be an expat of something.
    (This after Lekman, a fan searching from UAE, but that town is very cosmopolitan)
  • BurningOakBurningOak
    "llama farmers"
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