Video: The Ultimate Warrior's Politics

No seriously. What did you name your baby?

The Ultimate Warrior's Politics
By the time this is read the Spurs will be NBA champions or the NBA will canceled for reruns of National Bingo Night, but the biggest story from the finals is the naming of Lebron James child Maximus. Named after the popular character from the movie Gladiator . While I respect Lebron for using pop-culture to name his child I must wonder if anyone woman gets drunk enough to accidentally have my child what should I name said future do-nothing-er? After the jump I will name my 10 pop-culture inspired names to bestow upon a future offspring [...]