
Good day and welcome to another episode of "Musicians Who Make American Gangsta Rappers Look Like The Gigantic Pussies They Truly Are"... ... because while, say, Fitty Cent slanged some rock and got shot a couple times, that's really nothing with being CONSCRIPTED AS A CHILD SOLDIER IN THE SUDANESE CIVIL WAR! Not even close, I'd venture. But that's what happened to Emmanuel Jal when he was a kid. Seriously, watch the Youtubes below before you move along from here to your favorite Japanese tentacle rape [...]