Jul 15, 2007, 6:15pm
am/fm
So yesterday, I insisted to the point of betting my future children on it that "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" is the song that Monsieur Loaf sings in "Rocky Horror Picture Show." For the record, it's not. "Paradise" (I hate this song, by the way) Rocky Horror's "Hot Patootie." Sorry kids, it looks like you'll be [...]
"Not gonna be a good one. I can feel it. I feel weak. I feel weakened. Ohhh, Daddy needs his vitamin water." -- Tom, drinking the $2 Kool-Aid "I’m not interested in transvestite midgets who want to, you know, sleep with lesbian washing machines. You know, I’m not interested in that." -- Spike, rejecting daytime talk shows "It was like Barfly . Barfly with pens." -- Tom on the depressing Artist Alley at the NY Comic Convention "Oh, he's [...]