
In his review of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen this week, Roger Ebert calls the film "a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments", taking note that "one of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine." I don't doubt that the new Transformers flick is awful, and this makes me sad- not because of the Megan Fox on robot dog slash fic that's bound to be born in the wake of the aforementioned scene, but because God help me, I really liked the first live action [...]