Video: Machine There But For The Grace Of God dance

The "song contest" portion of American Idol , in which hopefuls around the country pen the coronation song for one of the Davids whoever winds up winning this season, is enough of a laughingstock that even Simon Cowell's mocking it: "You can guarantee either the word 'proud' or 'moment' will be in the song. How about 'I'm Proud to Be in this Moment Now'?" Ho snap! Well, if it's that much of a laugh, then there's no reason I can't offer my own lyric for next year. Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy "There But For The Grace [...]